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Mortimer 09-30-2007 05:04 PM

So anyways
 
What happened is I had reached my end.

I felt bored...uninspired....unentertaining.



I can't stand that.



So I asked Stevie to get rid of me forever...well he wouldn't do it. Thebby wouldn't even answer me...snot that she is. So Stevie and I bargained back and forth. Can you imagine bargaining to get thrown off a message board?He started with a 3 day vacay and I started with forevah......we agreed on 3 months.

But I missed the great paint sets that are here.


So I asked Stevie to let me back in.




He said Thebby already had done so.




Unbelieveable.




She had written me several times begging me to come back on my own.....but I steadfastly refused.Then to find out she had already activated me...behind my back mind you......well how sneaky is that?





So enough...but I do so look forward to Sufspoon...I mean folk Girl's latest quicky trippy vacay photos.






God I hope she at least fixed her hair.

paisjpq 09-30-2007 05:16 PM

oh the stories you tell....some whoppers in there sir.

Mortimer 09-30-2007 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Crinkle

Trash Can

What would I do without you?











I'd certainly like to find out.

Mortimer 09-30-2007 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
oh the stories you tell....some whoppers in there sir.



I have more.






I use the PhooeyDecimalSystem to catalogue them.

Mortimer 09-30-2007 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
That wasn't very nice. I will now turn on you my friend. I am no longer in your predator gang. I'm starting my own.






Take another look at my killer countenance,sir.....are you sure you still want to do this thing?

Mortimer 09-30-2007 05:52 PM

I was only kidding you.












Brother.

paisjpq 09-30-2007 06:03 PM

after all the hateful things you said in your I hate thebby thread....I will have to be wooed...


phooey



jeez



thud.

Mortimer 09-30-2007 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Yes. I've seen you kill enough. I think I have spotted a weakness.

Thud


!!


I did not kill enough....everyone still quotes him and his dimwitted brother...'nuff.






My weakness is my strength...so you best be fer DEM SHOO about what you think you have discovered.

Mortimer 09-30-2007 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
after all the hateful things you said in your I hate thebby thread....I will have to be wooed...


phooey



jeez



thud.







ror!!


OOOOOOOOOO



I was trying to get you to dart me....you dingbat.

=;>






Hmmm...wooing.




That can be fun!









Are you aware of any erogenous zones upon your person?

Mortimer 09-30-2007 06:24 PM

Hmmm....I'm marking you down as a "no" for erogenous zones.



Do you have a sweet tooth?

Mortimer 09-30-2007 06:46 PM

No sweet tooth.





Boy..she must really be fun at parties.

What about flowers...do ya like flowers?

Mortimer 09-30-2007 06:49 PM

Before I forget...hey Cajunatah.





How 'bout dem fat lizzards!!?

ror!




Oh ...after all...they did get beat by an unranked team.No shame in that.Hey...by golly....good luck next year!!



You go girl!

Rileyoriley 09-30-2007 06:49 PM

Predators turning on one another?
Wooing a lost loved one?
Love and violence all in the same thread!
Welcome home Morty!

Mortimer 09-30-2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Predators turning on one another?
Wooing a lost loved one?
Love and violence all in the same thread!
Welcome home Morty!


!!!!





OH RILEY?










Wait a minute.











OH REALLY!?









ror!...that was pretty funny...but somethng you should understnad. My realtionship with Thebby is strictly no touchy touch......it's like plutonic...if I spelled that correctly.





Oh what am I saying...the girl can't keep her hands off me!









Double ror!




I'm kidding.




We are just board buddies.






Now.....YOU........I would like to help me look for my lost lunch money....know what ahm sayin' ?

Rileyoriley 09-30-2007 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!!!





OH RILEY?










Wait a minute.











OH REALLY!?









ror!...that was pretty funny...but somethng you should understnad. My realtionship with Thebby is strictly no touchy touch......it's like plutonic...if I spelled that correctly.





Oh what am I saying...the girl can't keep her hands off me!









Double ror!




I'm kidding.




We are just board buddies.






Now.....YOU........I would like to help me look for my lost lunch money....know what ahm sayin' ?


If I find your lost lunch money, I may have to pin it to your ---- so you won't lose it again.


And don't ask Thebby what she likes. Try EVERYTHING! Flowers, candy, money, poetry, zebras, money. Understand?:)

Mortimer 09-30-2007 07:04 PM

Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I can't tell you what it is now.






Because I am very dizzy.


























thud!

Rileyoriley 09-30-2007 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I can't tell you what it is now.






Because I am very dizzy.


























thud!


Are we bringing our religious theme over here????
Ok go say 3 Hail Mary's and get over it.:D


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