I Love Thebby

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by GPK

MDF.....ever word I have uttered is true. I have given a 1000% effort into wooing Thebbytwotimes away from your harem and into my loving arms....but to no avail. The time of day...well...she will not give it to me.

signed....



Lost in love and rejected again....






KLo

Shame on you.






And now you must go to Idaho.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Shame on you.






And now you must go to Idaho.

Been called alot of things in my life....but never been called a hoe. You, perhaps, may be the hoe.

signed.....









in Theb we trust....














































thud

[Mortimer]

Oh then go to Oregon then.









(Honest a God.)

[GPK]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Oh then go to Oregon then.









(Honest a God.)

May I take Thebby with?

[paisjpq]

no you may not

[GPK]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

no you may not

darted again....


such is the life of a golf pro....

[Antitrust32]

Hi Thebby!

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by GPK

such is the life of a golf pro....

You're a golf pro?

My father won amateur tournaments and was supposedly a good college golfer.

I'm horrible at driving, chipping, and putting. Half of the time, I can't even find where my ball went after I hit it off the tee. I'm pretty good at hitting it far, it just never seems to go straight...and the people who I'm playing with never seem to give me good enough directions on how to find it.

Putting is just annoying.

I'm not even good at putt-putt. To give you an example as to how bad I am at that, when I played a round of putt-putt with BTW and his friends at Saratoga last year, Steve Crist's wife beat me by like 12 shots.