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Mortimer 07-15-2007 12:28 PM

I Love Thebby
 
I really do.

She is the beautiful lilly last blooming in the dooryard.






Anyone else love Thebby?....and why.

Mortimer 07-15-2007 12:29 PM

I love Thebby...TwoTimes.

GPK 07-15-2007 02:36 PM

Love is a strong word. I do think highly of her. She is a no bullsh*t kinda girl and I dig that. I can always count on her for an honest opinion.

timmgirvan 07-15-2007 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Love is a strong word. I do think highly of her. She is a no bullsh*t kinda girl and I dig that. I can always count on her for an honest opinion.

I'll go with this!

Mortimer 07-15-2007 03:05 PM

It is not too strong.





And what is going on here!?

Mortimer 07-15-2007 03:08 PM

I am shutout of all but 3 forums.

I imagine this is a result of TrueSwine complaints.


I must insist on a complete darting rather than this......or else I will get very nasty.

Mortimer 07-15-2007 03:09 PM

I hope the big sissy Snarlin' Man is happy....as well as 'Eeny Weeny 'Pyder.

NoChanceToDance 07-15-2007 05:37 PM

"your miss kitty kat" said she will be armed with her brand new dart gun very soon...... not much longer to wait, Morty ;)

Mortimer 07-15-2007 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
"your miss kitty kat" said she will be armed with her brand new dart gun very soon...... not much longer to wait, Morty ;)

ror!







WHAT!!?

Why is she getting a dart gun?

She wouldn't have the guts anyways.

Mortimer 07-15-2007 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
"your miss kitty kat" said she will be armed with her brand new dart gun very soon...... not much longer to wait, Morty ;)


By the way Tommy....you can have her.

Let's call her Tommy's KittyKat from now on.




She likes Sightless and Diaper.....


....don't ya know.

Mortimer 07-15-2007 06:24 PM

Can you imagine dancing with Thebby to "Since I've Been Loving You?"


Oh boy.





My knees would begin to wobble at about the half way mark.....and not long past that I would faint.


No question.

hoovesupsideyourhead 07-15-2007 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Can you imagine dancing with Thebby to "Since I've Been Loving You?"


Oh boy.





My knees would begin to wobble at about the half way mark.....and not long past that I would faint.


No question.

your about too lose........your worried mind.....000000?

Mortimer 07-15-2007 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
your about too lose........your worried mind.....000000?


!OOOOOOOOOO!

paisjpq 07-16-2007 09:11 AM

I am overcome Morte'.....

Mortimer 07-16-2007 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I am overcome Morte'.....


!!


It's Thebby!







THEEEEEBY


Say it soft and it seems to be praying.



THEEEEEEBBY.



Say it loud and it seems to be saying...




...THEEEEEEEBY!!








Thebby!

My Sweet.....too kind,but I must abide Steve's wishes as he soon will sleep with the fishes.



Oh Im kidding.

But I will follow his ruling.

And I will leave .






I imagine a softly lit place in the sky....where the music of the Heavens splays itself over the clouds in an angelic love offering.....




...and I see Your Radiant Beauty....and inquire within:



May I ask for this dahnce?

Mortimer 07-16-2007 09:42 AM

It was joyous to see the Thebby come out this morning.



Only to rue the time she sets.





But no!






For then she merely rearranges herself into tiny sparkling gems in the moon sky.






She cries too make our beautiful flowers grow......and she shakes her head vigorously in the snappy cold to allow for The Robert Frost to make fine rhyme.











With no Thebby we would all perish.








I wish her likeness graced all commercial packaging.







But I will settle for taking in the prime aroma of her fragrant postage.








I count the days until she transers her elegant beauty from her physical being,through her fine fingers and onto a page of whiteness here.



To die for.

Mortimer 07-16-2007 09:52 AM

And if not for Thebby's exhales.....




...we would have no air to breathe.









A wink of her eye has been known to cure denseness.

A lock of her hair shall imprison you in her fan club.

A smile from her face makes yours go mushy.





A glimpse of thigh and you must die.








I cannot paint enough of The Thebby.

Antitrust32 07-16-2007 09:55 AM

where is your "I love Uncly" thread?

Mortimer 07-16-2007 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
where is your "I love Uncly" thread?

!!!


OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 07-16-2007 10:26 AM

But I could do an.........I Require Kitty-Kats Wild Monkey Love ....what do you think?


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