Can You Hear Race

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

Okay. I'll bite. Who do you work for?

rule-eng en leff-eng!!!!!

[ShadowRoll]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

rule-eng en leff-eng!!!!!

Don't you have a job?

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

Okay. I'll bite. Who do you work for?

I think he was saying his wife pays him to go, not his work.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

Don't you have a job?

[ShadowRoll]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

I think he was saying his wife pays him to go, not his work.

Thought that might have been what he meant. Either way, it's a good gig.

[Mortimer]

Mr. HandShadowRoll;


You seem smard...do you half a gud jobe?

[ShadowRoll]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Mr. HandShadowRoll;


You seem smard...do you half a gud jobe?

What's that you say? Pathetically crying for attention is your job? Hope it pays well.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

What's that you say? Pathetically crying for attention is your job? Hope it pays well.

Uh-oh....Mr. SourPuss side appears.


Well excuuuuse ME for trying to be friendly.







HOWMUCHMONEYDOYOUMAKE!!?

[ShadowRoll]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Uh-oh....Mr. SourPuss side appears.


Well excuuuuse ME for trying to be friendly.







HOWMUCHMONEYDOYOUMAKE!!?

I'm sorry, you're going to have to speak up. All I got was something about you being so lonely, sitting in your room in your mom's basement, and that you have no "friends" except the people you try to antagonize on the internet and the women in the girlie magazines on your bathroom floor.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

I'm sorry, you're going to have to speak up. All I got was something about you being so lonely, sitting in your room in your mom's basement, and that you have no "friends" except the people you try to antagonize on the internet and the women in the girlie magazines on your bathroom floor.

ror!!


(Ah gotta a smart one here.)




It's my Moms basement...true.

But I cut the lawn and also will perform snow removal tasks when required. I do too have a friend! You just go over to esoteric and you will see Mr. Smart Guy.










Oh...wait a minute.

I couldn't identify that person.


All right...so I don't have any friends.



But I have some REAL HO's .I don't need no stinkin' girlie mags on my bathroom floor......well it isn' mine...it's Moms...but I don't got none of them anyways.




Maybe I don't have real Hos either ,but I will tell you what I do have and that's something you will NEVER have.






And that is Attack Raccoons.

You just show some guts and come over to where I live and I will garuantee you it will be the last visit you ever make.

[Mortimer]

And you don't even have the courage to send me a threatening pm.





What a big sissy.

[ShadowRoll]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

You just show some guts and come over to where I live and I will garuantee you it will be the last visit you ever make.

I'm there!!! Just let me know the visiting hours and if there's any day of the week when they go light on your meds.

[ShadowRoll]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

And you don't even have the courage to send me a threatening pm.





What a big sissy.

A public thrashing is so much more satisfying.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

I'm there!!! Just let me know the visiting hours and if there's any day of the week when they go light on your meds.

You gotta be copying this stuff from BentMyPud's GreatInternetComebacks..VOL.III.






Abyssmal.







Ya never said how much money ya make Ray...ya never said how much.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

A public thrashing is so much more satisfying.

If this is a thrashing ...your thrasher is about 3 decades out of date.

[Mortimer]

What do you thnk SportyFans?







Has the swine had enough of the long knuckle?

[Mortimer]

I think one taste is enough.


You won't see him anymore....he knows there's more waiting for him where that came from.

[Cajungator26]

I need a new job PRONTO.

Morty... help a gal out here.

[ShadowRoll]

Okay, okay. I concede. It's impossible to win a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I need a new job PRONTO.

Morty... help a gal out here.

I.....







...start over.









Cajunatah...my good friend....









..start over.












Cajunatah...........





...start over.










Why don't you become he ghost writer for Ernest Shadow-way ?

There certainly is a big need for it.