Good Education/Nothing beats it

[GPK]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

GFY! ....

not tonight honey...I have a headache...

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by T3B

not tonight honey...I have a headache...

LOL.

[GenuineRisk]

Hey, you find stoopid everywhere-- I have a friend who works as a coat-check, and she told me a few months back a guy picking up his coat handed her ticket number 64, and said, "When I'm 64. You know, like that Paul Simon song."

Of course, Kev, If you'd said that quip to me (very funny, by the way) would have said, "Technically, being a whale, Moby Dick was a marine mammal, so he couldn't ever have been a minnow, which is a species of fish."

And then you would have called me a nerd and I, too, would not have been picked up. Not that I'm still bitter about high school or anything.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Hey, you find stoopid everywhere-- I have a friend who works as a coat-check, and she told me a few months back a guy picking up his coat handed her ticket number 64, and said, "When I'm 64. You know, like that Paul Simon song."

Of course, Kev, If you'd said that quip to me (very funny, by the way) would have said, "Technically, being a whale, Moby Dick was a marine mammal, so he couldn't ever have been a minnow, which is a species of fish."

And then you would have called me a nerd and I, too, would not have been picked up. Not that I'm still bitter about high school or anything.

OMG GR i thought the same thing last night but I knew they would get all over me so I didn't bother to say it

[somerfrost]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

OMG GR i thought the same thing last night but I knew they would get all over me so I didn't bother to say it

I thought the same thing....then again, I wonder why folks don't get remarks like..."that girl makes Godot look punctual"....the lack of some folk's education is appalling!

[Danzig]

when they changed the look of our money, we were talking about the new hundred dollar bill....lady said 'ben franklin was one of our best presidents'.

yeah, sure lady. wonder if she says the same about hamilton....

[Danzig]

as for dealing with less than bright people--how about when your bill comes to oh, say 5.04...you hand them a ten, and they finish ringing the register while you fish a nickel out of your pocket--then watch the fun begin when they try to figure out your change in their head.

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

OMG GR i thought the same thing last night but I knew they would get all over me so I didn't bother to say it

Hee hee. I'm sure Kev will punish me later. Right Kev? Right? Right?

I thought your quip was hilarious, Somer, but then I was a theater major so I got tested on stuff like that. I was the only person in the entire theater who laughed at the "John Webster" quip when I saw "Shakespeare in Love." Now that I think of it, my dating history in college reflected it, too...

And Danzig-- that was really funny. Though thanks to that old milk commerical, I bet most people at least know who shot Alexander Hamilton. Who says advertising doesn't teach one anything?

[GPK]

Ok girls...only cuz I love you two am I gonna let you slide this once....ONCE!!!!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Hee hee. I'm sure Kev will punish me later. Right Kev? Right? Right?

I thought your quip was hilarious, Somer, but then I was a theater major so I got tested on stuff like that. I was the only person in the entire theater who laughed at the "John Webster" quip when I saw "Shakespeare in Love." Now that I think of it, my dating history in college reflected it, too...

And Danzig-- that was really funny. Though thanks to that old milk commerical, I bet most people at least know who shot Alexander Hamilton. Who says advertising doesn't teach one anything?

well, if they could make out the guy trying to get out aaron burr, then yes they know!