No More TVG For Me

[todko]

Originally Posted by hailrazer

I had Dish installed a week ago tomorrow and so far I love it. But before I had DishTV, the only way I got to see the races was by having several of the gals from my herem re-enact the races for me. They would spend hours scouring the charts and practice religiously to make sure I got a legitamate interpretation of the races. For the big races, they donned the silks (normally they wore nothing at all) of the farms from which the horses presided. The smaller ladies would ride the more muscular mares for all they were worth and every now and then, I even got into the act and took a mount. I have to say my women really respond to the whip. I would have to say Dish provides more horse racing for your buck, but until you see a gaggle of women riding each other and responding to a solid spur to their side, you don't know true racing...

You need to get HRTV out there and simulcast that -- sounds like a race that would cause me to skip the Derby. I take it that all your women have lip tattoos so you can tell them apart .