ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

He got third!

He must have worn his clear raincoat so his grey suit didn't get soiled.

FTFY

[Sightseek]

As lead reporter for CLYDEFORM! and PR Manager for The Belmonts (such wonderful people), I have fielded many requests by CLYDEFORM! readership to release CLYDEFORM!'s Kentucky Fried Top 5.

Clyde, your legion of fans await.

[Arletta]

From Morty

=================================

!!


Someone wrote in code.I must address this:

Do you know of a good restaurant in LA??




SightyKins, thanks for keeping me aboo-bee'd----phooey----I mean abreast of the desires my legion of fan voice.






FanS.






But first,and you all know how much it hurts to say this,but Stanley Caris is back at it again.And what venue would be more appropriate than.....NoAdvantage.

Yes, Stanley had to knock off the annual raving about no Derby winner ever had RAN on the broodmare side.He has now found replacement voodoo;horses with Buckpasser X Factor do really,really well----if.


That's enough.Stanley still makes me sick!


And as if that isn't enough reason to dash off to the Vomitorium----GetSmartMan is back and touting,HUGE surprise,Duodenum and Canadian Sparrow!

The Vomitorium now demands reservations be made.




Now that those updates are done....CLYDEFORM'S!! Kentucky Fried Five:



1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Texas Red
4....WarStory
5....ProspectPark
6....MadeFromLucky
7....Frammento



For the moment,anyway.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Morty

=================================

Now that those updates are done....CLYDEFORM'S!! Kentucky Fried Five:



1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Texas Red
4....WarStory
5....ProspectPark
6....MadeFromLucky
7....Frammento



For the moment,anyway.

Off the Derby Trail Morty
http://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-raci...ky-derby-trail

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Off the Derby Trail Morty
http://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-raci...ky-derby-trail

Morty = The Kavorka

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Morty = The Kavorka

(Pronounced Kuh-Vor-Kuh) Kavorka is a power, a mystical power, which only few possess. It is the animal attraction which causes friends to adore you and women to lust after you. Some say that it is a curse ,A great burden to be in such demand and Kavorka has been known to cause insanity as well as eccentric behavior. Those who possess Kavorka are the pinnacles of style, grace and popularity. Kavorka cannot be learned because it is an aura of sorts, and therefor you either got it or you don't.
Kavorkic:
(pronounced Kuh-Vor-kick)A kavorkic is a person who has Kavorka.Always a male.

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Morty = The Kavorka

There is a cure for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8BPcnYo7DM

[Arletta]

From Morty


================================================== ========



I am ze wuffie!

Yow.

I mean....I am ze WOLF!!



AAAAND....I am a KARAOKE.




Dangerous,filthy,violent;and I are.




Arletta,my fine lee-tel Sown Flow-air----thank you for the latest on TR.This is too bad because I thought him a fine horsey.He, too, hates baffert.

But what I hate more is... this day:St.Patrick's Day.I guess he was the Catholic Irish Saint of Whiskey.This is how crazy Irish people honor him;by drinking themselves to collapse.And,since it's so fun....those not Irish decide to obtain a temporary Irish Learner's Permit so they too may drink themselves into unconsciousness.Many marrieds will mate,but it will be outside of their vows.In the drunken state,myriad girls will fall for the line,"Lat me geeve you eterrrrnal life ,Meena."


Well guess what ,"Meena"?

Ejaculate poisoned by whiskey will not give you eternal life.

Only radioactive ejaculate can give this gift to you.



And who,ya might say, has this gift of eterrrrnal life?




Could it be St. David of Wales....perhaps?



And who is a direct descendant of St. David?



Could it be Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy....perhaps?






Is he the MAN WOLF OF FRANKLIN ....CAH-SOL????





Will this bring a new collectors edition of FRANKLIN....CAH-SOL stories????








WHO HERE WANTS ETERRRRRNAL LIFE????



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yziGiVua0Dg




But enough about me.



No it's not!!!!



I am BEAUTIFUL.

As you know.





I was wrong about NoAdvantage.It's not the place where elephants go to die.Instinct sends them there with the knowledge that if they do die-----NA is where they're going.This is why we never find the elephant burial grounds.Elephants refuse to die.Would you, if you knew NA was your final destination;for eternity??

Is a former NTer going to write an autobiography entitled:AMERICAN DIAPER....?

Did John Alite really nail Vicky Gotti?

It happened about,oh---- say the 80's.....but she wasn't too happy about that revelation.


She got her attorney to arrange for a lie detector test and , after she fucl<ed the tester......she passed!! Her cherished virtue remain in tact.....in the way baffert's does.Speaking of Unbridled Forever......I like her. I should look around and do a Kentucky Tokes Five.



wounds in wood
do they heal?
old wounds heal the hero
but wounds in wood....reset to zero



Yet another gem by -ALAN-.

From FLAKES OF SNOW.




I almost did not survive the tidal wave of California Aluminum groupies last year.This year,it's a two headed dragon;and they attach to the flabby body of baffert.I may not make this one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvrupRQD44I



Radioactive.

eterrrrrnal life

ENORMOUS!!