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Old 03-14-2015, 07:31 PM
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but is he a mudder?
He got third!

He must have worn his clear raincoat so his suit didn't get soiled.
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Old 03-14-2015, 09:09 PM
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He got third!

He must have worn his clear raincoat so his grey suit didn't get soiled.
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Old 03-15-2015, 06:30 PM
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As lead reporter for CLYDEFORM! and PR Manager for The Belmonts (such wonderful people), I have fielded many requests by CLYDEFORM! readership to release CLYDEFORM!'s Kentucky Fried Top 5.

Clyde, your legion of fans await.
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Old 03-16-2015, 08:11 PM
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From Morty

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!!


Someone wrote in code.I must address this:

Do you know of a good restaurant in LA??




SightyKins, thanks for keeping me aboo-bee'd----phooey----I mean abreast of the desires my legion of fan voice.






FanS.






But first,and you all know how much it hurts to say this,but Stanley Caris is back at it again.And what venue would be more appropriate than.....NoAdvantage.

Yes, Stanley had to knock off the annual raving about no Derby winner ever had RAN on the broodmare side.He has now found replacement voodoo;horses with Buckpasser X Factor do really,really well----if.


That's enough.Stanley still makes me sick!


And as if that isn't enough reason to dash off to the Vomitorium----GetSmartMan is back and touting,HUGE surprise,Duodenum and Canadian Sparrow!

The Vomitorium now demands reservations be made.




Now that those updates are done....CLYDEFORM'S!! Kentucky Fried Five:



1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Texas Red
4....WarStory
5....ProspectPark
6....MadeFromLucky
7....Frammento



For the moment,anyway.
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Old 03-17-2015, 08:24 AM
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Now that those updates are done....CLYDEFORM'S!! Kentucky Fried Five:



1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Texas Red
4....WarStory
5....ProspectPark
6....MadeFromLucky
7....Frammento



For the moment,anyway.
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Morty = The Kavorka
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Old 03-17-2015, 10:03 AM
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Morty = The Kavorka
(Pronounced Kuh-Vor-Kuh) Kavorka is a power, a mystical power, which only few possess. It is the animal attraction which causes friends to adore you and women to lust after you. Some say that it is a curse ,A great burden to be in such demand and Kavorka has been known to cause insanity as well as eccentric behavior. Those who possess Kavorka are the pinnacles of style, grace and popularity. Kavorka cannot be learned because it is an aura of sorts, and therefor you either got it or you don't.
Kavorkic:
(pronounced Kuh-Vor-kick)A kavorkic is a person who has Kavorka.Always a male.

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Morty = The Kavorka
There is a cure for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8BPcnYo7DM
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