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Old 03-06-2015, 10:46 AM
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From ~ Morty


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Just became a part owner with my partner for the exclusive distribution of Pez for the state of New Hampshireshore.

Really pumped!


Cheers,

Lease A Mower Otis

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We also just bought part of the ice maker in the Mickey D's out in Billings ,Montana.


LAMO


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Just horsing around here,friends.

=:>





THE fine analysis of THE SANTA ANITA HANDYBOB!!

But bob ain't got no horsey's entered! S.B. and Moreno are VERY happy!!

(He knows they're on to him.)





1....MOS' HONO'BURR SO'DFISHY


Excuse me while I throw out all my Confucius Say books.



and now....



mos' hono'burr crinkle....


trash can






2....DIAMOND BACHELOR


Never heard of 'im.



Crinkle....



trash can






3....SR. QUISQUEYANODOODAH



Oh my God.



Crinkle....


trash can






4....DYNAMIC SKY


A MUST INCLUDE in yer 5 picks.



keepah






5....SHARED BELIEF


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBrb0jIR2_8



GIDDYUP WID DAT HAWSEY!



KEEAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!







6....LESSRENO



More cow bell.


A mild keepah.






7....PSYCHOTICANDLOUD



nnnnnnnnnnnnnno



Crinkle....


trash can






8....YOUKNOWIKNOWANDITWILLCOSTYOU500BIGONESSOKNOWO NEELSEWILLKNOW



Boy do I hate this horsey.



BLECH!



Crinkle....


trash can






9....CRIMSON GIANT


Only a dwarf could like this name.



Crinkle....


trash can






10....AT YOUR LEISURE


What? Lease a Mower doesn't own a piece?

Startling.




whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! !!






11....ALUMINUMZO


The cheating coward cousin of Califronia Aluminum.



=:/



Crinkle....


trash can






12....TAKE A HIKE


yay



Crinkle....


trash can






13....HARD ACES


Should it not be HARD EIGHT?

Is someone confusing poker with dice?



VICTOR!!

That dog don't hunt!!




Crinkle....


trash can









1....SHARD BELIEF
2....DYNAMIC SKY
3....MORENO
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