America's Muslim Founders

[Calzone Lord]

What's to like about Muslims?

Christianity is a splinter religion of Judaism. Islam is a splinter religion of Christianity.

They basically have the same prophets.

It's utterly hilarious that the Jews, Christians, and Muslims can't get along. They all buy into the same old fairy tales. Those people have everything in common.

The Jews just don't love Jesus like the Muslims and Christians do.

And the Jews and Christians don't love Muhammad like the Muslims do.

Other than that, Christians are like the 1st cousins of Jews. And Muslims are like the 2nd cousins of Jews and 1st cousins of Christians.

Stop arguing over your preposterous fairy-tales and try getting along.