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[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Pants II

Best of luck in the championship game.

I don't know what to tell you...my interest in the game is minimal but if I were forced to choose a side it would be the Schmucks.

But I don't like them.

I'd rather the precocious Clydesdale lead the Graeter's Buckeyes to the ship.

From ~ Clyde


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Thanks so much again.


Had to look up Graeters and now get it;"the ship", a lot less.

I'm like you----I leave when Ohio State leaves.

I could take losing to Alabama,but not the Platypusi.



Sporty Fans!

Here's a little look at some of my detailed investigation for the 12th:


1.Woebegone's name is too stupid to be nat. title holders.

2.If you look closer at the FSU game,FSU went schizoid in the third quarter and just packed it in.Not that Woebegone should not have won....but not by that score.That is a little misleading.

3.Remember Walks Like a Duck? Did he beat Tiznow? See?

4.Galloway and more than one Ohio player commented how physical the Alabama game was....and nail biting.Woebegone fairly skated.Some think this hurts Ohio, but I think the opposite.

5.The game is in Texas.Ohio and Texas get along really,really well.

6.Woebegone is the Beaver state.Ohio is the Bucknuts state.Therefore;we shall **** them.

7.I really,really like #6.

8.Oh boy.

9.Anyways!----I am pretty shore Ohio is the home team and that they will go back to the really,really great arm stripes instead of that niki bullshit of just two white stripes.It downgraded Ohio to looking like Swissconsin and Nee-brasky.This style first came out sometime before the 1968 team called the super soph team.This team much resembles them in the freshman and sophomores playing.Ohio did win the nat. title in '68.

10.Ohio has to win because I don't have much time on this earth;maybe 6 months.The team is supposed to **** Woebegone....not me.


I think the points say Woebegone -7.

I can say now.....uh,no.

And I do think Ohio State wins.


More keen insights coming this week in support of that determination.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoDT4aGYqB8

[Arletta]

From ~ Clyde



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11.I can't even imagine ,"Roll Platypusi Roll!!"

12.Their defense gives up over 400 yards a game.I don't know that any nc team has ever been that defenseless.

13."Oregon",when pronounced as two syllables....it sounds like a synthetic fabric.I don't know that any synthetic fabric ever won an nc.

14.Ohio State will the nc because Tressel needs to be shown the team doesn't need him to do so.

15.I caught some sour grapes from Nick'sKumquats:Ohio "stole" the game from State Penn.State Penn needs to steal an offense.Or maybe take the roller skates off their running backs so as to aid in pass blocking.This has nothing to do with the nc game, but I never paint myself in a corner.

[Arletta]

An update from ~ Clyde


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I forgot what number I'm on in the nc game breakdown analysis.I'm going to guess.


Not the breakdown analysis.

The number.




178. nike, the john giving big money to the HO's,has decided the Platypusi shall wear white jerseys and silver pants.They will not wear their colors.This is pretty much sacrilegious,but it helps them as their colors are barf awful.In fact, they will look a lot like Ohio State's away uniforms.That's even a bigger plus for them.

179.The Bucknuts have Evan Spencer.Just as athletic as any receiver,but he doesn't cry when he's not getting a ton of throws his way.All he does is go all out every play and block and run decoy routes.He had a horrible Alabama game in which he was only the guy who sprang EE with a killer block taking out 2 defenders,only the guy who made the quintessential perfect throw to Thomas for a td,only the guy who made a possible game saving and great catch of Alabama's onside kick...and only the guy who tied for catch of the game only to get hosed by the refs.

And he didn't complain.

You can have the Lebron James';I'll take the Evan Spencer's every time.

I hate false idol worship.



180.I also hate halls of fame and mvp's.

181.The game is in Texas.Texas will not allow anyone to beat the Bucknuts.

182.Arletta,a Texan, loves the Bucknuts.








Oh my God.














Wait a minute.









182.The Texan,Arletta, loves Ohio State.

183.Mark May DESPISES Ohio State.ALWAYS a good sign.

184.Urban Meyers son,Suburban,may or may not be on the sidelines .(unshore of this point....if their is one....I guess I just wanted a reason to use"suburban")

185.That's it for today.

186.Stop that rude applauding!

[Pants II]

Fine work, Morty.

I've changed my mind. The Buckeyes win. I don't like Nike. Phil Knight doesn't deserve a 'ship.

The slowly evolving sports story of 2015 is LeBron and the Cavs. If he bounces they might burn the city down.

[Arletta]

A reply from ~ Clyde



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And I FINALLY get what "ship" means.

That was a puzzler.



Knight most likely is the reason for Oregon significance.I hate nike and all they represent.

Yes,interesting doings with the Queen.Really don't follow the team close because of interest lack.I know enough to realize the owner let her sucker him....again.When "The Alibi" leaves this time,his full page ad will make the last look like a "tsk tsk".This second one....he won't leave "****" out.The Cavaliers are much more a true dysfunctional than the Brownies because the Brownies are in constant regime change whereas the Cavaliers have had only the one owner for a while.The Browns are simply dysfunctional due to constant change;the Cavaliers stick to a precise plan of dysfunction.

The remote controlled fans of this LePhony guy is the most entertaining part of the whole mess.





Yow.


Three more reasons Ohio State will beat Oregon.

[Pants II]

I don't see Ohio State losing control like FSU.

FSU deserved to get humiliated. Gumbo Wisher should be selling used rv's in Bacon Gawgah.

[Arletta]

From Clyde


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"Gumbo Wisher", "Bacon Gawgah"....highly complex thoughts! I llllike 'em!

Winnebego Man pops into my head.



And I was just yakking about dysfunction,SportyFans.The Browns o.c. has requested a get of jail card free-----he got it.Another new o.c. is coming.AAAAND!!----qb coach be gone ,too.He got canned.This team goes through so many h.c's,gm's,o.c.'s,d.c.'s, qb coaches.....ALL kinds of coaches and prez's, v.p.'s....whew!!

They're not quite as good as the Cavaliers though.It seems the Cavaliers have turned over almost the entire roster since the end of last year....twice.


It would seem to me ,Oregon is very suspect on run defense.Especially between the tackles.Their busy bee offense is a concern, but if Ohio can churn he clock.....that would be good.They do have to score at the end of the churn, of course.ButOregon's defense just does not look sa hot to me.

I do hope my good friend Horsey for the Coursey is OK.I know he mentioned of a medical problem and do hope it's just that I bore him to death and not that malady.

LePhony is touring the country while injured.It's reported Miami was his first stop.He was asked by CLYDE&CLYDE field reporters if he was going to fucl< Cleveland for the second time.He replied:

"Not 2,not 3, not 4, not,5 not 6, not 7....."

At that pint D.Wade was laughing at him and hushed the Queen up.





GEEVE 'EM!!!!

[Pants II]

Nincompoops are dropping like homeless yankee boxers in Russia.

RIP

blech.

I didn't make a fuss when taco smell removed the xxxl nachos from the menu. No RIP thread from me going on about how great the xxxl nachos was.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Pants II

Nincompoops are dropping like homeless yankee boxers in Russia.

RIP

blech.

I didn't make a fuss when taco smell removed the xxxl nachos from the menu. No RIP thread from me going on about how great the xxxl nachos was.

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From ~ Clyde



Oh my God.

That was beautiful.



I award you the rare 20 pie medal,with bracketing 7 exclamation mark cluster:



!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Arletta]

From Clyde


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CLYDE&CLYDE brings serious,and provocative opinion to the Sporty Bore and Nill Room.

Mainly, because no on else will.

That humble opening being what it be....Scott J Hater could prove interesting,even though it's a little soon.



The Brownies: Can they produce yet another first round qb pick equal to Brady Quinn,Brandon Weeden or even Johnny Rotten? I think they can.

The real scary part is when a team worries about being able to resign a Brian Hoyer.

It makes me wonder how Joe Thomas can mange a huddle and be successful on boot legs and roll outs.

I even think,with a modicum of instruction, that Phil Taylor could be a decent qb for this team.



Although a notch below a mild fan,I like the success the Cavaliers have enjoyed.Mainly because Coach Dahla Auerbach's statement earlier this year( "Maybe they should go small?") now sounds insane.

But to me, it sounded insane earlier this year.

The Alibi is closing in on a record for forcing turnovers.Too bad they're his.

That's why I call him The Alibi.

BUT! Weather forecasters say he's now a leader and has a brilliant basketball mind.That's the one advantage of Twitter.It allows people like The Queen to prove Weather Forecasters are'unt that smart.



The Tribe still looks for someone to play right field whose name is not the same as their current right fielders.One would not think it would be that hard.

With all this, Ohio State fb seems a llllllllllllllllllllllllllong way off.

Bourban may blow a tire before it starts.


Kirk Herbstreit still reports that Les Miles will be the new head coach at Michigan for 2015.He doesn't think Harbaugh is really interested in that job.Still,LSU fans are excited about possibly getting Nick Saban back.Saban has created a stir by answering a question about what he thinks of Alabama's OC.He responded with,"What O.C? We have one??"


Another subject known to me: People betting on the coming MLB season as far as teams o/u wins are concerned.

I don't think they'd be successful betting last years o/u.

Baseball bettors should be considered for a dross harvest.



Let's admit it.....sports blow.

Big time.

We need a God thread here.




SENORITAS AND SENORS!!....LET US SKEE-DADDLE!!

[Rileyoriley]

A message from Clyde:

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Oh no.


The teams aligned with Aprilweather and PackyMan as well as they themselves,are pleased as punch to bring YOU,the boxing fan,what you want.The Super Fight.Oh it may almost be 6 years late when YOU,the boxing fan, really wanted it....you get it anyway.Both being at the peak of their retirement years,the 38 and 36 year old are ready to show their considerable diminishing skills and all so YOU,the boxing fan, finally gets this fight.

If YOU,the boxing fan,really buy all this ....one guy gets maybe 120 million or so and the other around 90 million.

Can you believe the extreme...NO!----the unHEARD of generosity brought by these two camps just so YOU,the boxing fan,can have your pig in a poke.It's enough to make one cry.The humanity;the grace;the philanthropy....these people are more wonderful than Ned and Hydra.



For me,I'll be touring local 24 hour motorcycle show rooms on May 2.

Or maybe trying to finish the dwarf book:Crime and Punishment.

Then again,I may be Walking With the Elephants.



All of which I find supremely more exciting than the aforementioned farce.No one should be upset over my fine work because you could never get this kind of in depth opinion over at NoAdvantage.Unless you really believe in Arnold Thaskalos Rothstein.Everyone is selling magic beans over there.








doo dah!!

[Pants II]

New Logo!

[Rileyoriley]

A response from Morty:

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Oh my God.


There is nothing dumber than an NFL fan embarrassing noble wuffies with their insane worship.



Haslam sound like an Arab name.

Watch the camel soon replace the wuffie.

[Arletta]

From MDF


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Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy will now host the fine CLYDE&CLYDE program.



Cavalier news: The team won't even sniff the Big Hamburger until The Turnover decides to stop;as well as deciding to try and shoot 60% from the foul line each and every game.He has reintroduced the "Watch me dribble and stop and look around and then shoot a clanger." fascinating play call.Plus....well ya know, Blatt is like having a coach on the bench.So valuable.Irving can be fun when he decides what position to play that particular night.Love is being used more like he is Mike rather than Kevin.

Brownie ...."news"----?: The team allayed its fears of losing their starting qb by signing one who looks to be a lot older than Hoyer.At the very least,he's not as good.This makes sense to the "thinkers" of the team. Play calls will be sent in by Haslam via a secure frequency.The smoke signals ploy has been dumped.Johnny Rotten is holed up in the drunk tank, but does send out selfies with his visitors such as Josh Gordon and Joe Namath.Namath is heard telling Rotten that he wants to kiss him.

Tribe news:The Indians never think they need to do much with the team in the off season.This is not a real big secret.

Not much to say,is it?




There you have it;all the latest doings on the Cleveland sporty front.But it beats reading the Tampa Bay Meet up thread.At least the Vegas Vet threads were awful.

[Arletta]

From Morty

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Finally,some Cleveland Sporty News.


A Farmer has been suspended 4 months for texting.

Actually, that's probably going to help the crop.

Just thayin'.


The NBA'S biggest Narcissist( and that means HUGE!....for it is a sea of Narcissists) be sayin' the Cavaliers rather uninspiring past two games were uninspiring because ,"We just chillin'."

I can buy that.

I wonder if the Alibi can buy Love's favoring another player other than The Chiller for league MVP.This could be the reason for "We just chillin'." I sense friction.I also sense Love will become Boozer II.


March Sadness is almost over.

This means The MultiMillionaires of Summer are going to be starting.

A good thing ushers in a bad thing.162 games to decide who gets in the play offs.I like Ortiz' statement of indignation.He's being disrespected.It all makes me wish for a giant Roach Motel be built for pro sporty players.Lure them with HO's and special Cracker Jack prizes for the stunningly rich.

The Indians look pretty much the same as last year.This is by design, for ownership doesn't like being confused;which they easily are.I'll wait until the last 20 games to see if there is any reason to get excited.

Who is going to pay $100 or so to see Aprilweather and Hackman?This could be the world's shortest and worst reality show without the reality.I wouldn't even pay 4 dollah to see the script.... for long time.



"Millions for defense but not one penny for tribute"





Sporty Fans!----AVANTE!!