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02-12-2015, 06:46 PM
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From ~ Clyde Oh my God. That was beautiful. I award you the rare 20 pie medal,with bracketing 7 exclamation mark cluster: !!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Last edited by Arletta : 02-12-2015 at 07:01 PM. 
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02-18-2015, 03:46 PM
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From Clyde
================================================== ======= CLYDE&CLYDE brings serious,and provocative opinion to the Sporty Bore and Nill Room. Mainly, because no on else will. That humble opening being what it be....Scott J Hater could prove interesting,even though it's a little soon. The Brownies: Can they produce yet another first round qb pick equal to Brady Quinn,Brandon Weeden or even Johnny Rotten? I think they can. The real scary part is when a team worries about being able to resign a Brian Hoyer. It makes me wonder how Joe Thomas can mange a huddle and be successful on boot legs and roll outs. I even think,with a modicum of instruction, that Phil Taylor could be a decent qb for this team. Although a notch below a mild fan,I like the success the Cavaliers have enjoyed.Mainly because Coach Dahla Auerbach's statement earlier this year( "Maybe they should go small?") now sounds insane. But to me, it sounded insane earlier this year. The Alibi is closing in on a record for forcing turnovers.Too bad they're his. That's why I call him The Alibi. BUT! Weather forecasters say he's now a leader and has a brilliant basketball mind.That's the one advantage of Twitter.It allows people like The Queen to prove Weather Forecasters are'unt that smart. The Tribe still looks for someone to play right field whose name is not the same as their current right fielders.One would not think it would be that hard. With all this, Ohio State fb seems a llllllllllllllllllllllllllong way off. Bourban may blow a tire before it starts. Kirk Herbstreit still reports that Les Miles will be the new head coach at Michigan for 2015.He doesn't think Harbaugh is really interested in that job.Still,LSU fans are excited about possibly getting Nick Saban back.Saban has created a stir by answering a question about what he thinks of Alabama's OC.He responded with,"What O.C? We have one??" Another subject known to me: People betting on the coming MLB season as far as teams o/u wins are concerned. I don't think they'd be successful betting last years o/u. Baseball bettors should be considered for a dross harvest. Let's admit it.....sports blow. Big time. We need a God thread here. SENORITAS AND SENORS!!....LET US SKEE-DADDLE!!
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02-21-2015, 05:00 PM
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A message from Clyde:
====================================== Oh no. The teams aligned with Aprilweather and PackyMan as well as they themselves,are pleased as punch to bring YOU,the boxing fan,what you want.The Super Fight.Oh it may almost be 6 years late when YOU,the boxing fan, really wanted it....you get it anyway.Both being at the peak of their retirement years,the 38 and 36 year old are ready to show their considerable diminishing skills and all so YOU,the boxing fan, finally gets this fight. If YOU,the boxing fan,really buy all this ....one guy gets maybe 120 million or so and the other around 90 million. Can you believe the extreme...NO!----the unHEARD of generosity brought by these two camps just so YOU,the boxing fan,can have your pig in a poke.It's enough to make one cry.The humanity;the grace;the philanthropy....these people are more wonderful than Ned and Hydra. For me,I'll be touring local 24 hour motorcycle show rooms on May 2. Or maybe trying to finish the dwarf book:Crime and Punishment. Then again,I may be Walking With the Elephants. All of which I find supremely more exciting than the aforementioned farce.No one should be upset over my fine work because you could never get this kind of in depth opinion over at NoAdvantage.Unless you really believe in Arnold Thaskalos Rothstein.Everyone is selling magic beans over there. doo dah!!
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03-01-2015, 05:17 PM
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A response from Morty:
================================================== ============= Oh my God. There is nothing dumber than an NFL fan embarrassing noble wuffies with their insane worship. Haslam sound like an Arab name. Watch the camel soon replace the wuffie.
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03-08-2015, 08:07 PM
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From MDF
=============================================== Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy will now host the fine CLYDE&CLYDE program. Cavalier news: The team won't even sniff the Big Hamburger until The Turnover decides to stop;as well as deciding to try and shoot 60% from the foul line each and every game.He has reintroduced the "Watch me dribble and stop and look around and then shoot a clanger." fascinating play call.Plus....well ya know, Blatt is like having a coach on the bench.So valuable.Irving can be fun when he decides what position to play that particular night.Love is being used more like he is Mike rather than Kevin. Brownie ...."news"----?: The team allayed its fears of losing their starting qb by signing one who looks to be a lot older than Hoyer.At the very least,he's not as good.This makes sense to the "thinkers" of the team. Play calls will be sent in by Haslam via a secure frequency.The smoke signals ploy has been dumped.Johnny Rotten is holed up in the drunk tank, but does send out selfies with his visitors such as Josh Gordon and Joe Namath.Namath is heard telling Rotten that he wants to kiss him. Tribe news:The Indians never think they need to do much with the team in the off season.This is not a real big secret. Not much to say,is it? There you have it;all the latest doings on the Cleveland sporty front.But it beats reading the Tampa Bay Meet up thread.At least the Vegas Vet threads were awful.
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03-30-2015, 03:27 PM
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From Morty
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~` Finally,some Cleveland Sporty News. A Farmer has been suspended 4 months for texting. Actually, that's probably going to help the crop. Just thayin'. The NBA'S biggest Narcissist( and that means HUGE!....for it is a sea of Narcissists) be sayin' the Cavaliers rather uninspiring past two games were uninspiring because ,"We just chillin'." I can buy that. I wonder if the Alibi can buy Love's favoring another player other than The Chiller for league MVP.This could be the reason for "We just chillin'." I sense friction.I also sense Love will become Boozer II. March Sadness is almost over. This means The MultiMillionaires of Summer are going to be starting. A good thing ushers in a bad thing.162 games to decide who gets in the play offs.I like Ortiz' statement of indignation.He's being disrespected.It all makes me wish for a giant Roach Motel be built for pro sporty players.Lure them with HO's and special Cracker Jack prizes for the stunningly rich. The Indians look pretty much the same as last year.This is by design, for ownership doesn't like being confused;which they easily are.I'll wait until the last 20 games to see if there is any reason to get excited. Who is going to pay $100 or so to see Aprilweather and Hackman?This could be the world's shortest and worst reality show without the reality.I wouldn't even pay 4 dollah to see the script.... for long time. "Millions for defense but not one penny for tribute" Sporty Fans!----AVANTE!!
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04-12-2015, 09:18 AM
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From Morty
========================================= Another edition of the CLYDE&CLYDE fine program. In Cleveland Sporty News....the Tribe----uh,the Tribe is playing a game that wasn't exactly in the mind of Abner Doubleday when he invented baseball.Early in the season as it is;anymore nonsense like today and the season will skip the big stage and go directly o NetFlix. Down 2-0 in the sixth,the Indians score three to go ahead and then bring in what was thought to be the strength of team:The bullpen. THE bullpen promptly gives up 3 runs in the 7th. They couldn't wait an inning? Anyways,the Indians bounce back to tie it with 2 in the eighth. The guy sparking the offense was Jerry Sands.I've never HEARD of Jerry Sands! Is he the brother of Richard Sands from the Pledge of Allegiance?? The team is amazing in so many ways.But....the strength of the strength of the team,stopper Cody Allen, comes in the ninth and gives up 3 hits, 3 walks and 4 earned runs. It's MILLER time! Awful. The Cavaliers will make the play offs and are getting ready by giving the bench more playing time.Actually,the real bench could do better.God help them if any starter goes down. The Brownies are excited about Johnny Rotten having been sprung from the rehab center. Doesn't that say enough about the team? Ohio State....start the season already! PLEASE!! Stay tuned,this thread may soon be for sale. But I don't think even NoAdvantage would buy it. But they do let Tits post over there.....so maybe they would!! Remember Sporty Fans.....keep it real and give 'em steel. And recalling the exploits of the Vikings Jim Marshall; we be roundin' second and headed home.
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04-21-2015, 02:45 PM
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From Morty
================================================== ======== Welcome to another edition of the CLYDE&CLYDE fine program. There is some Cleveland Sporty News,but first I should make mention of an important issue. My Mom has tossed me from her weirdo threads.She seems to have had it with my foul mouth( her Irish soap trick never worked on me)and offensive attitude.Well excuse me.I was only defending the honor of my fellow weirdo's,but my appeal failed and so....I will be limited to pastey assisted posts in this thread only ( thanks Stevie for making me a permanent outcast just because I have more fans than you). Now , there really is some Cleveland Sporty News but first I should make mention of an important issue. One of the most serious users ( and these types are legion,mind you)of CLYDEFORM!! has done it again.That Chocolate Eating Choctaw, TeePee McKay, not only picked a $130 horsey just a few weeks back thanks to his CLYDEFORM!! studies;but in a sanctioned NHC contest of over 140 players this Saturday TeePee scored el numero uno with $220 in winnings after placing 8 $2 acb bets.That 220 was 60 more than the second place total.Mr. McKay is the model student for CLYDEFORM!! Now for the Cleveland Sporty Page News: The tribe trudged into ChiTown last night under the weight of a 4-7 record. It showed. They did, however, unleash a scoring barrage of 3 runs,offering promise of brighter horizons.That coupled with Bauer performing smartly....carried them into the bottom of the ninth with a 3-0 lead.On comes our no. 1 service station attendant,Mr.Arthur Garfunkle....whoa!....I mean Mr. Cody Allen.Cody was going to have a real tough time matching that abysmally awful performance of a few days ago which was covered here in the CSP. Could he do it? How does 1/3 of an inning pitched,1 walk,6 hits and 4 earned runs sound!! He's just GOT it.That intangible that makes up a number one stopper. Only he's supposed to stop the OTHER team;not us. That's yet another successful blown opportunity Cody manged to pull off.....not all that easy.Gee, I wonder where Francona was after hit number 4? What was he thinking!? Maybe he was thinking about how he just might have inserted the rested glove glove center fielder in for defensive purposes in the 9th instead of letting the utility guy who normally utilities in the infield stay in?Could the 9th inning fly ball double been caught by Bourn?Does the sun normally rise in the morning? Unfortunately these questions shall forever go unanswered. Letting Allen stay in and not letting Bourn in;I think this is Terry's version of the double switch. I'm thinking I won't have to wait for the last 20 games to get excited about the Indians.At this rate the season will essentially be over by next weekend. Cavaliers beat Boston in the first round.This is swell.Beating Boston in any thing at any time is good.But....they "just be chillin'"right now.My hope is they don't have freezer burn by the time they play someone good.By the by,Pat Riley is doing a very mild version of Dan Gilbert over The Chiller's leaving.Couldn't be happier for the hypocrite.Worse days are ahead Pat, so enjoy your "almost" season now. There is no hope for the Brownies. Zero. That's it. In honor of Chris Weber...TIME OUT!!
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