Worst handicaper of the year

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

I don't want to get off topic here, but I'm hoping someone can help me as well. Here's my problem and some might think it isn't a problem but I want to maximize what I am doing.

Thursday night I slept with a supermodel. Friday night I slept with a playboy playmate and last night I slept with a famous actress.

As you could see, most would think; you are getting laid, why complain? But this is the reason I am asking advice from this forum. I think I could maximize my potential if I could somehow convince them to have an orgy. Any thoughts?

Hossy remember the time you posted when you had just gotten back from the local urgent care? After that 7th race at Gulfstream, when you decided to bang that girl on the kitchen counter top while yelling for Elvis to hang on? Well, Elvis Trujillo might have given you the win, exacta, tri, super and the beginnings of a pick 4 (that you hit, I might add) but the medical co-payment... oh wait Elvis covered that and you got laid.

Never mind.

[Dahoss]

I knew I could count on the board. Thanks guys.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Hossy remember the time you posted when you had just gotten back from the local urgent care? After that 7th race at Gulfstream, when you decided to bang that girl on the kitchen counter top while yelling for Elvis to hang on? Well, Elvis Trujillo might have given you the win, exacta, tri, super and the beginnings of a pick 4 (that you hit, I might add) but the medical co-payment... oh wait Elvis covered that and you got laid.

Never mind.

You are so vulgar!!

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Dearest, Kingturf

Good day, sir.

I reply to you not with betting amount advise but rather to solicit a financial business transaction that will be financially rewarding and put a smile on both of our faces. I understand you are cooperative and are always looking to be pointed in the right direction.

There is a sum of $25,000,000 US in a closed account - and only I as an insider have all the access to particulars. No one has stepped forward to claim the money - so I hearby ask you to act as next of kin. You will transfer the deposit to a foreign offshore bank account - and we will share this money and live happily forever.

Please provide me with your phone and fax number and addresses and bank account information of where the money will be transferring to.

Finally, I will need a small sum of just $124,525 US up front to cover all fees before the sum can be transferred offshore.

Trusting to hear from you,
The Indomitable DrugS

[richard burch]

Worst handicaper of the year?

has to be one of those "experts" on TVG.

[VOL JACK]

Justin Dew must be so jealous right now.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by VOL JACK

Justin Dew must be so jealous right now.

Justin already PM'd me - he said he'll use some of his Breeders Cup winnings to cover 50K of King Turf's fee if KT doesn't have it.

[justindew]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Justin already PM'd me - he said he'll use some of his Breeders Cup winnings to cover 50K of King Turf's fee if KT doesn't have it.

Why? Why do you do this to me?

[MISTERGEE]

did the guy that wanted the help leave?

[NTamm1215]

I played the Pick 4 at GP Saturday and tossed Aegean. Is that a reverse redboard?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

You are so vulgar!!

Am not!

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

This might be the greatest redboard thread in history.....PG1985's several hundred gems notwithstanding.

Some would argue this is...

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40507

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Am not!



Some would argue this is...

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40507

For Kingturf to have 2 of the top 5 redboards is history is indeed an honor. Raise your glass.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

For Kingturf to have 2 of the top 5 redboards is history is indeed an honor. Raise your glass.

What are the other top 3?

I really liked the one where BTW redboarded about that race he hit back in like 1974.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

What are the other top 3?

I really liked the one where BTW redboarded about that race he hit back in like 1974.

No idea but give Kingturf time and he will have all 5...I love it.