What shall I do?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Scav

Exactly.



Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.

Yay Tom!

So we didn't go over this, do you like this girl and are looking for more or are you just looking for non-commital sex?

[DerbyCat]

Good for you Tom, choosing family over getting laid is a real sign of maturity... Of course, I'm not sure that everyone here is ready to see that side of you

I think many people will agree when I say "we're proud of you".


Well, everyone except morty, but he's tough to please

[clyde]

I'm sick of the lot of you do gooders.



Do what you want,Skivs.....you're going to fucl< it up anyways.

[ateamstupid]

Originally Posted by clyde

I'm sick of the lot of you do gooders.



Do what you want,Skivs.....you're going to fucl< it up anyways.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

=:>

[DerbyCat]

Originally Posted by clyde

Do what you want,Skivs.....you're going to fucl< it up anyways.

I believe with animal-sex you do fucl< it "up", "down", "sideways", "inside out" and "hanging-from-the-chandelier"... So technically, your advice was incomplete...

I wouldn't listen to this guy Tom, I don't think he knows a thing about animal-sex

[clyde]

NerdyCat,


You're right..I don't.

I don't know a whole lot about human sex either, but I can warmly write a smut story.

I blend right in here.

[DerbyCat]

Originally Posted by clyde

NerdyCat,


You're right..I don't.

I don't know a whole lot about human sex either, but I can warmly write a smut story.

I blend right in here.

Funny, from your avatar I thought you would know about "animal-sex", here is some "smut" for you:

Roses are red
Morty is blue
So are his balls
Could this be true?

[clyde]

Now,just a minute.



Are you a girl or a guy?