Worst handicaper of the year

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

I don't want to get off topic here, but I'm hoping someone can help me as well. Here's my problem and some might think it isn't a problem but I want to maximize what I am doing.

Thursday night I slept with a supermodel. Friday night I slept with a playboy playmate and last night I slept with a famous actress.

As you could see, most would think; you are getting laid, why complain? But this is the reason I am asking advice from this forum. I think I could maximize my potential if I could somehow convince them to have an orgy. Any thoughts?

Hossy remember the time you posted when you had just gotten back from the local urgent care? After that 7th race at Gulfstream, when you decided to bang that girl on the kitchen counter top while yelling for Elvis to hang on? Well, Elvis Trujillo might have given you the win, exacta, tri, super and the beginnings of a pick 4 (that you hit, I might add) but the medical co-payment... oh wait Elvis covered that and you got laid.

Never mind.