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Old 10-11-2006, 12:57 PM
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Default THE ONE FRIGGIN time...

I need to be smooth, I falter. I am smooth 5256599 minutes a year and it just had to happen that I wasn't smooth THE ONE MINUTE I NEED TO BE.

I took this girl I know at work out to lunch again today, 2nd time. we yap all day about stuff via email, she is smokin hot. At the end of lunch, she states...

"Would you be doing this if I was a boy?"

"afjkla;sdfklasdfjas;fdlskasf;akdfj;alsjtiower nvla;nvla;fdkl;a" was my response

I felt like I just smoked a dubbie and had crazy cotton mouth and couldn't get anything out. Couldn't think of a response to save the life of me

Then she goes, "You wouldn't"

BUSTED!!!!

arggghhhhhhh
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:06 PM
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I need to be smooth, I falter. I am smooth 5256599 minutes a year and it just had to happen that I wasn't smooth THE ONE MINUTE I NEED TO BE.

I took this girl I know at work out to lunch again today, 2nd time. we yap all day about stuff via email, she is smokin hot. At the end of lunch, she states...

"Would you be doing this if I was a boy?"

"afjkla;sdfklasdfjas;fdlskasf;akdfj;alsjtiower nvla;nvla;fdkl;a" was my response

I felt like I just smoked a dubbie and had crazy cotton mouth and couldn't get anything out. Couldn't think of a response to save the life of me

Then she goes, "You wouldn't"

BUSTED!!!!

arggghhhhhhh
She's right! LMAO
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:07 PM
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You should have said "Of course, I'm bi!" just to stump the smart ass.
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:14 PM
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I need to be smooth, I falter. I am smooth 5256599 minutes a year and it just had to happen that I wasn't smooth THE ONE MINUTE I NEED TO BE.

I took this girl I know at work out to lunch again today, 2nd time. we yap all day about stuff via email, she is smokin hot. At the end of lunch, she states...

"Would you be doing this if I was a boy?"

"afjkla;sdfklasdfjas;fdlskasf;akdfj;alsjtiower nvla;nvla;fdkl;a" was my response

I felt like I just smoked a dubbie and had crazy cotton mouth and couldn't get anything out. Couldn't think of a response to save the life of me

Then she goes, "You wouldn't"

BUSTED!!!!

arggghhhhhhh

Were you not giving off the "i wanna jump your bones" vibe Scav? Why would she ask you this question? OF COURSE YOU WERE TAKING HER OUT TO LUNCH FOR A REASON. Is the girl an airhead?
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:15 PM
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I got the feeling she was saying it in more of a flirtious vibe....have to be careful when you involve work and relationships
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:17 PM
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I got the feeling she was saying it in more of a flirtious vibe....have to be careful when you involve work and relationships
Only if you're her boss.
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:17 PM
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You should have said "Of course, I'm bi!" just to stump the smart ass.
This would have been a GREAT comeback, but it is hard for me to say Bi or gay, not a homophob but I just don't use the words often
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:18 PM
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Only if you're her boss.
Jobs are the same...co-workers
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:19 PM
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Jobs are the same...co-workers
Hmmm... I smell a little wham, bam and thank ya MA'AM!
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:19 PM
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Happens to the best of us man...we all cant be me ... you get 'em next time champ!
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:23 PM
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scav you need to talk to Bellamy Road about being smooth with the ladies, he can tell you all about that and share some of his smoothness
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:24 PM
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Hmmm... I smell a little wham, bam and thank ya MA'AM!
That is what I am thinking, needed a chicks opinion, I have like five emails out right now to my girl consulants
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:29 PM
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scav you need to talk to Bellamy Road about being smooth with the ladies, he can tell you all about that and share some of his smoothness
I don't need to know how to be smooth, I am, just dropped the ball on this occasion, I WON"T STOP SHOOTING THOUGH
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:36 PM
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That is what I am thinking, needed a chicks opinion, I have like five emails out right now to my girl consulants
Well... IMO, she sounds like she's interested. She wouldn't have asked you that question if she wasn't. Take it from a female...
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:43 PM
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I don't need to know how to be smooth, I am, just dropped the ball on this occasion, I WON"T STOP SHOOTING THOUGH
Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:47 PM
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Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:51 PM
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Advice...
Put a napkin over your lap next time..ya know...
so she can't hear the zipper coming down under the table.
Muffle the sound. Those filly ears hear so much.
Rattle the coffee cup, order dessert. Clear your throat of fake a sneeze.
The "discreet unzip" tips 'em off everytime.

Keep shooting! Just find the moving target before you pull the trigger.
And don't forget to swing threw.
BANG!

You are tooo funny DTS!
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Old 10-11-2006, 02:11 PM
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You are tooo funny DTS!
Buffy,
I was just trying to be helpful.
Heck, I could show him some "tricks to do with water glasses" and sundry "salt shaker amazements".


When the "tongue is tied"...it's not much good for much else...doncha know.
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Old 10-11-2006, 02:21 PM
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Well... IMO, she sounds like she's interested. She wouldn't have asked you that question if she wasn't. Take it from a female...
This is a very VERY GOOD thing if true.
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Old 10-11-2006, 02:30 PM
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This is a very VERY GOOD thing if true.
Scav,
Now there ya go!!! Cajun told ya!
And if she's not interested...
Well, just blame it on the "weiner dog" that's sitting on your lap.
Ask the waiter for a milk-bone and a "doggy bag" and ya got it covered.
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