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 Presque Isle Downs needs an identity! A moniker that stands the test of time and places it appropriately in the pantheon of great racing ovals. Let's help generate the enthusiasm for "PID" and its' upcoming season with a contest to offer Western Pennsylvania's best racetrack a slogan! Some ideas to help you get started... "Presque Isle... So much fun it's Erie" "Making Exit 27 better than ever..." 
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	All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984.  | 
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			 When I hear of "PID", I still think of this slut-o-centric ailment: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelvic_...matory_disease  | 
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			 Presque Isle -- the best racing in Pennsyltucky. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Presque Isle, "We're now tuberculosis free". 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"  | 
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			 "the home of the greatest promotion" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Presque Isle.........Where the Lake meets the Fake (dirt)................... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. ~Author Unknown  | 
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			 Where BLTs meet VLTs 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Presque Isle Downs - You ask "Why?" We reply, "Who cares!" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there!  | 
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			 Nice! Leader in the clubhouse? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984.  | 
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			 Presque Isle Downs...why else would you go to Erie? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Presque Isle - we don't need no stinking moniker - we have Drugs S. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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 The current slogan they are using is "We Are Slots!" They have it everywhere ... even on the bottom right of the websites racing schedule .. http://www.presqueisledowns.com/racing/index.html Obviously a genius play on the 'We Are Penn State!' chant - with the intent of luring in Beavis and Butthead.  | 
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			 Does this mean when Charles Town gets table games their slogan can be "We Are Craps?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	The world's foremost expert on virtually everything on the Redskins 2010 season: "Im going to go out on a limb here. I say they make the playoffs."  | 
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 'We may run on a bull-ring, but at least we aren't Mountaineer.'  | 
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			 Press your luck in bumf . . k! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Home of DrugS and Slugs 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Are you white trash? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	Wanna strike it rich? Come to Presque Isle Downs, home of the best white trash slots and buffet east of Vegas!  | 
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 ![]() I like howabout Take your vertical smile to Presque Isle Downs ![]() 
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