10 questions.

[hi_im_god]

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper?
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language?
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time?
do you prefer calm or violent weather?
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable?
if you had a child, would you read to them every night?
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys?
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism?
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down?
are you prepared for the end?

[TheSpyder]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper? no wrapper
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language? italian
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time? global warming
do you prefer calm or violent weather? calm
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable? laughable
if you had a child, would you read to them every night? no
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys? cowboy
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism? agreeable
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down? pare down
are you prepared for the end?

no way

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper? Wrapper
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language? Freanch
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time? Volcanos
do you prefer calm or violent weather?Calm
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable?Laughable
if you had a child, would you read to them every night?No
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys?Politician
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism?Agreeable
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down?Pare Down
are you prepared for the end?

No

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper? No Wrapper
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language? French
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time? erosion
do you prefer calm or violent weather? Calm
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable? laughable
if you had a child, would you read to them every night?ideally yes, realistically it's very tough
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys? hockey players
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism? cynicism
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down? pare down
are you prepared for the end?

yes

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper? no wrapper
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language? English
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time? erosion, volcanos, floods, plate techtonics, etc...
do you prefer calm or violent weather? calm
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable? I'm not smart enough to answer this
if you had a child, would you read to them every night? No
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys? sports
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism? See heresy answer above
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down? Never had to pare down, because I never carried a big gob
are you prepared for the end?

Yes

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper? I make my own

what, to your ear, is the best sounding language? French, spoken by a woman

how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time? Geological processes and humanity's ever increasing need for real estate, though I feel some of the most interesting things out there are to be found under water.

do you prefer calm or violent weather? Calm

does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable? Both. The concept is laughable, but true believers should always be taken seriously.

if you had a child, would you read to them every night? To a point, yes. Ultimately I would like the kid to read on his own, and maybe read to me.

what profession to your mind most represents men being boys? Doctors

is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism? Meaningless

do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down? I'm a believer of the school of thought that the more keys you have, the worse your life is. I carry my car key and my GF's house key on me. I haven't locked my house since moving here.

are you prepared for the end? What end?

Where are your answers?

[NTamm1215]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper? in
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language? Italian
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time? gravity
do you prefer calm or violent weather? calm
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable? laughable
if you had a child, would you read to them every night? yes
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys? professional baseball players
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism? cynicism
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down? pare down
are you prepared for the end?

You bet.

NT

[Kasept]

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper? EITHER
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language? ITALIAN
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time? WINDS
do you prefer calm or violent weather? VIOLENT
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable? ALTERNATELY, BOTH
if you had a child, would you read to them every night? YES.. OR PLAY MUSIC FOR THEM
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys? THE MILITARY.. OR BASEBALL
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism? AGREEABLE
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down? HAVE 3 KEYS
are you prepared for the end? MORE OR LESS

Why do you ask?

[AeWingnut]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper? N/A
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language? The language of birds
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time? No people
do you prefer calm or violent weather? calm but I can appreciate a nice storm
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable? is global warming a religion?
if you had a child, would you read to them every night? Yes,The Brothers Grimm
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys? Catholic priest oh wait that's men being with boys - baseball
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism? agreeable
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down? both - my car key is separate while the 7 door keys and 3 padlock keys are all on a single ring
are you prepared for the end?if we are talking about the end of civilization, yes. the end of my life? I doubt it.

the message I entered is too short?

[Riot]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper?
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language?
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time?
do you prefer calm or violent weather?
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable?
if you had a child, would you read to them every night?
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys?
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism?
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down?
are you prepared for the end?

I heard the other day that some evangelist calculated the Mayan's were off, the end times are coming this year.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Riot

I heard the other day that some evangelist calculated the Mayan's were off, the end times are coming this year.

My calculations show that the Mayans are off by at least 85 years.

[SOREHOOF]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper?Either
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language?English spoken by a Southern Belle
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time?Modern civilizations need the space
do you prefer calm or violent weather?Absolutely!
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable?All notions are laughable
if you had a child, would you read to them every night?Yes Dr. Seuss
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys?Bouncer
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism?What?
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down?Never carried a gob so I couldn't pare down if I wanted to
are you prepared for the end?

Just need a cigarette and a blindfold

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by Kasept

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper? EITHER
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language? ITALIAN
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time? WINDS
do you prefer calm or violent weather? VIOLENT
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable? ALTERNATELY, BOTH
if you had a child, would you read to them every night? YES.. OR PLAY MUSIC FOR THEM
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys? THE MILITARY.. OR BASEBALL
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism? AGREEABLE
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down? HAVE 3 KEYS
are you prepared for the end? MORE OR LESS

Why do you ask?

just because.

[hi_im_god]

do you recall the last time you wept?
doesn't it seem that the heyday of hemorrhoid-cream advertising is over?
do you prefer to watch a bad game show or good documentary?
have you ever helped someone find a lost pet?
faced with a large inflatable mattress, do you try to induce a partner to inflate it, look for a mechanical blower, or get right to huffing?
for industrial hand cleaner, are you gojo or goop?
should the imminent extinction of a plant or animal be fought against or should it be regarded as an evolutionary punch that must be rolled with?
do you like a forest of pines or mixed hardwoods?
what percentage of people would you say think their lives are important and what percentage admit they are not?
is it time i go?

[MaTH716]

Shouldn't the thread now be titled 20 questions?

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

do you recall the last time you wept? no
doesn't it seem that the heyday of hemorrhoid-cream advertising is over? yes
do you prefer to watch a bad game show or good documentary? docu
have you ever helped someone find a lost pet? no
faced with a large inflatable mattress, do you try to induce a partner to inflate it, look for a mechanical blower, or get right to huffing? we have a blower
for industrial hand cleaner, are you gojo or goop? gojo
should the imminent extinction of a plant or animal be fought against or should it be regarded as an evolutionary punch that must be rolled with? i'll be extinct first so i don't care
do you like a forest of pines or mixed hardwoods? mixed
what percentage of people would you say think their lives are important and what percentage admit they are not? 100 0
is it time i go?

yes, to bed. goodnight!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Shouldn't the thread now be titled 20 questions?

or 21, after your question....

[herkhorse]

given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper?No wrapper
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language?Japanese
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time?squirrels
do you prefer calm or violent weather?yes
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable?I try not to take anything seriously
if you had a child, would you read to them every night?I read to my kids every night
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys?rock and roll
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism?don't care
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down?medium
are you prepared for the end?no

[herkhorse]

do you recall the last time you wept?yes
doesn't it seem that the heyday of hemorrhoid-cream advertising is over?all drug ads should be banned
do you prefer to watch a bad game show or good documentary?doc
have you ever helped someone find a lost pet?no
faced with a large inflatable mattress, do you try to induce a partner to inflate it, look for a mechanical blower, or get right to huffing?you're kidding
for industrial hand cleaner, are you gojo or goop?neither
should the imminent extinction of a plant or animal be fought against or should it be regarded as an evolutionary punch that must be rolled with?depends
do you like a forest of pines or mixed hardwoods?mixed hardwoods
what percentage of people would you say think their lives are important and what percentage admit they are not?95-5

[Indian Charlie]

I think the last question is kinda funny.

It's pretty telling how you ask if people admit their lives are not important.

Though, since you are God, that makes total sense.