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Old 03-31-2008, 09:47 AM
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Go ahead all you Vague Vegas Vets.......go for it.





This includes what'shisname ( DNF's biggest fan) and his cut man.
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:01 AM
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Yes...where 90% of the respondents have been to "Vegas".......once.


That's why they're called Vague Vegas Vets. They always recommend the only hotel they ever stayed at in "Vegas"..................and that was......once.



Thy also recommend the only sportsbook they have ever been to in the only hotel they ever stayed at...................once.


Same for the only resturant they have ever been to in the only hotel they have ever stayed at.....................once.






Ah love anyone been to Vegas? threads.
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:03 AM
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My favorite place in Vegas is.....

























The airport................cause I always can't wait to go home after being there for a couple days.

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Old 03-31-2008, 10:05 AM
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Fine work.









Only rookies brag about going to "Vegas".........................once.
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Oh..do you know how DNF did in his last race?
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:09 AM
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Who is DNF?
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I wish I could rememebr Mr. Congeniality's last name. You know...the guy who had the spazz attack regarding my fine work in the smart threads.....and got me thrown out of the smart threads..............again.
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Who is DNF?


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Old 03-31-2008, 10:12 AM
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:13 AM
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I thought you were being a Hossy guy...I mean wise guy.





The sequal to sumwunfohgudabudme.
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:21 AM
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You guys are a mountain of knowledge.


If the board dominatrix hadn't tossed me from the Meet Up Room I could go back there and find his name.
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Unbelievable.



This is worse than Full Metal Jeopardy.
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Was the thread that got you tossed in the slammer, the one that got deleted?
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You should change this to best hotel, sportsbook, and restaurant in Cleveland...so many more people have stories about that....

As mentioned I was there last week looking for you but no luck. Went to Presque Isle...not too shabby if your from the mountains and are a 59 year old woman.

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It's ridiculous that people like onebadyeastinfection pointtaken1985 and tennesseepenisesinmay get to post in the smart threads and Morte' is censored.
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And boy do I have some great ones that I will touch on later.



Sorry....not a meet up guy. True identity must never be revealed.



Never heard of PresqueBay or whatevah.....lost on the 59 year old woman from the mountains.......unless it's........................oh never mind.
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:32 AM
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Was the thread that got you tossed in the slammer, the one that got deleted?


Oh don't think I didn't notice MS. DESTRUCTO torched that baby.


But no....it was in another room.....it was about DNF running in Florida.





The one that got me 2 days was a simple comment about Thebby having no guts.
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:34 AM
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It's ridiculous that people like onebadyeastinfection pointtaken1985 and tennesseepenisesinmay get to post in the smart threads and Morte' is censored.

ror!


That's fer DEM SHOO!




You said it.

Democracy.......give me a stinking break already.
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:35 AM
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You should change this to best hotel, sportsbook, and restaurant in Cleveland...so many more people have stories about that....

As mentioned I was there last week looking for you but no luck. Went to Presque Isle...not too shabby if your from the mountains and are a 59 year old woman.

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he was at 61st and magnolia looking for a fight.....
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Are you talking about Oinkman?



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







YES!!





THAT'S THE FUCl<FACE!!






























How could I forget that?


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