Report: Dutrow Facing Drug Positive

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

How would I know? We can't play the track. The only thing I ever told ya was to shorten up Bubble Berry's races, and run her in an easier spot. You did both. I don't know what other horses you have. I don't even remember the name of the one that had the starting gate get in the way. The only reason I ever said anything about Bubble Berry is because she was such an obvious case of a sprinter stopping in the 2nd turn of a route. You tried her again at a route. I'm not sure why, but I am sure you had some reason. Then, she won when you sprinted her, and she won again when you sprinted her. Damn if she didn't win a 3rd time when you sprinted her.

Cannon...please send all the babies to Scuds

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GBBob

Cannon...please send all the babies to Scuds

you'd never have to worry about them going to join victory gallop.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by GBBob

Cannon...please send all the babies to Scuds

the colonel will now be trained by scuds. where do we start/shoot him up with?

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Danzig

by the same token you have trainers who are dirtier than The Indomitables Drugs' favorite sock. so, if you hire one of these socks, you can't really complain when some of the funk rubs off on you, can you?

That is disgusting!!!

Too bad Morty isnt here to see this

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by GBBob

Cannon...please send all the babies to Scuds

I'm not a morning person.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

How would I know? We can't play the track. The only thing I ever told ya was to shorten up Bubble Berry's races, and run her in an easier spot. You did both. I don't know what other horses you have. I don't even remember the name of the one that had the starting gate get in the way. The only reason I ever said anything about Bubble Berry is because she was such an obvious case of a sprinter stopping in the 2nd turn of a route. You tried her again at a route. I'm not sure why, but I am sure you had some reason. Then, she won when you sprinted her, and she won again when you sprinted her. Damn if she didn't win a 3rd time when you sprinted her.

The check is in the mail...

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by philcski

the colonel will now be trained by scuds. where do we start/shoot him up with?

turkish tea

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

turkish tea

the turks lost today... we should go with french tea (cobra venom infused)

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by philcski

the turks lost today... we should go with french tea (cobra venom infused)

Is there german tea (no lasix added)?

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Is there german tea (no lasix added)?

Yeah... St. Pauli's Girl

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Is there german tea (no lasix added)?

Germans don't believe in wasting time drinking tea. There are much too efficient for this doddling. They also are smart enough to avoid getting their best players thrown out of the tournament. I doubt they give everyone on their team 225k just for making it to the quarterfinals of a tournament. I still can't believe the Head of the Turkish Soccer Federation was gunna sacrifice 1111 RAMS if they had beaten the Germans. Do you think PETA would have objected?

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

Germans don't believe in wasting time drinking tea. There are much too efficient for this doddling. They also are smart enough to avoid getting their best players thrown out of the tournament. I doubt they give everyone on their team 225k just for making it to the quarterfinals of a tournament. I still can't believe the Head of the Turkish Soccer Federation was gunna sacrifice 1111 RAMS if they had beaten the Germans. Do you think PETA would have objected?

I would guess PETA is illegal in Turkey

[SCUDSBROTHER]

I ONLY KNOW ONE TRAINING METHOD TO INSTILL TEMPORARY SPEED IN ANIMALS. Feed them later than they would like. I got a dog that will jump almost to the ceiling when he is angry about not being fed yet. I doubt it transfers over to the horses.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

I ONLY KNOW ONE TRAINING METHOD TO INSTILL TEMPORARY SPEED IN ANIMALS. Feed them later than they would like. I got a dog that will jump almost to the ceiling when he is angry about not being fed yet. I doubt it transfers over to the horses.

Call Jonathan Sheppard

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

That is disgusting!!!

Too bad Morty isnt here to see this

sorry....

not really, i thought it was kinda funny.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I would guess PETA is illegal in Turkey

Uh, yea, they barely do anything if women are killed by their husbands. So, I don't think they would be too worried about the way people choose to kill animals.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I would guess PETA is illegal in Turkey

or vice versa.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

Uh, yea, they barely do anything if women are killed by their husbands. So, I don't think they would be too worried about the way people choose to kill animals.

If I get one of those 6 month 'slap on the wrists' I may go there...

[ELA]

http://www.drf.com/news/article/95809.html

I guess there is some owner responsibility here . . .

An excerpt from the DRF article above

New Jersey passed rules allowing for out-of-competition testing in mid-October of last year. Since then, the state has drawn blood from horses trained by 15 to 20 trainers in the state, Zanzuccki said. Only one, the Standardbred trainer Ernest Adam, produced positive test results for EPO, one of two common blood-doping drugs. Adam and the owner of the horses, Steven Slender, were both banned for 10 years and fined $50,000. Slender has appealed the ruling.

Interesting. There we go. Owner responsibility.

Eric