Shaq?

[whodey17]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

He has no game left and is pretty unlikely to stay healthy. Why would anyone take on that huge contract?

Shaq is averaging 14.2 ppg, and 7.8 rbg. Shaq and Wallace would be a good duo in the middle. Shaq would only have to play about 15 minutes a game. However, the Bulls are not going to beat the Pistons and the Celtics to win the east.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by whodey17

Shaq is averaging 14.2 ppg, and 7.8 rbg. Shaq and Wallace would be a good duo in the middle. Shaq would only have to play about 15 minutes a game. However, the Bulls are not going to beat the Pistons and the Celtics to win the east.

Isiah, is that you????

[whodey17]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Isiah, is that you????

That was funny. I wish I was Isiah.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by whodey17

That was funny. I wish I was Isiah.

No you dont. You wish you were the person Isiah made sexual advances on.

[whodey17]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

No you dont. You wish you were the person Isiah made sexual advances on.

Umm o.k.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

That makes a lot of sense, King, but somehow I just wonder how he can really help anybody when his current team, with one of the stars of the league in Wade, loses basically every game. I mean, they lost at home to the Knicks for God's sake, so how much does Shaq really have? Mild numbers are deceptive and considering how the Heat is doing I wonder if he's really helpful at all.

They lost to the KNICKS...at home?






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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Shaq is done. He cant stay healthy and hasnt for a few years now. He is simply too big and his body has worn out.

People this big dont last playing a game that involves running and jumping.
His joints are done. Apparently his hip is really bad. He would need to lose a lot of weight, including muscle mass, to really be effective in any manner.

I hope he retires. He might be able to live a fairly pain free life if he stops
now. This is a man headed for knee and hip replacement anyway.

[whodey17]

Speaking of Shaq--here are some of his monthly expenses:

$156,116 in mortgages on three homes (including his $20 million mansion on Miami Beach's Star Island), plus $31,299 in homeowners insurance;

$110,505 for vacations;

$26,500 a month for child care;

$24,300 for gas;

$17,220 for clothing;

$12,775 for food;

$10,065 for electricity;

$10,000 for temporary child support;

$10,000 for alimony;

$6,730 for dry cleaning;

$5,000 for car payments;

$3,345 for phone bills;

$2,305 for pets;

$1,610 for lawn and pool maintenance;

$1,495 for cable TV

[Scav]

I should have never posted such a crazy thought. It is just frustration that every team I cheer for has gone to ****. Lets see the checklist

1) Bears = garbage
2) SIU = garbage, can't even score FIFTY points in a game
3) Cubs = hopeful but that has been the same for 100 years
4) Bulls = beyond garbage

Now lets look at my teams rivals

1) Packers = Outstanding this year although overrated
2) Creighton = rebuilding just the same but can actually make shots
3) White Sox = WS two years ago
4) Cardinals = always good with the most hilarious people
5) Detriot = always good