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Old 09-23-2014, 04:34 PM
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From Clyde

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Could this be Pelican's Barber??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38


Ol' PB has made some interesting commenty's;red boarding,as per usual, being one of them.The other is making horseplayer fun of rookie better's as he gleefully and supposedly is rounding up a new crop for fellow"professional's.You can now blame him for those robust pools thanks,in turn, to the dumb rookies.


Uhm....did it ever strike Mr.Cothes Pin that rookies may well check out sites like NT and his "arcane"remarks just might be deciphered by these silly people?And maybe,just maybe.... say "screw that noise?"

I do try to point out some of these rototilled postings;made by the innocuous.

The kissykissy's here .....must I point them out as well?


And to think this rather large "sample size" ( boy do the probability teachers over at NA love that scientific term) has to be representative of a larger amount of bipeds......walking among us.Sort of like the movie MIMIC,aye?

Yet,who is hated at all horsey sites? The one who points out the lunacy,hypocrisy and epidemic door knobery at these same sites? In other words;honest reporting in calling them as they are.

Could it be ME-----perhaps?

Well DAH!

YES!


And for the love of GOD if you must have YOUR ATR then you must accept the consequences.....and no way am I going to say what they might be.It's the same for what you see everywhere :I WANT MY BIG TEN FOOTBALL!!;I WANT MY SEC FOOTBALL(at least you meat eaters have a trace of basis) ;I WANT MY MUSIC CHANNEL!;I WANT MY GARDENING CHANNEL!

Ya follow? Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

God I hate people!




Not all;just most.

I need my mookies,cream and alklyhol!!!!

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Could this be Pelican's Barber??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38


Ol' PB has made some interesting commenty's;red boarding,as per usual, being one of them.The other is making horseplayer fun of rookie better's as he gleefully and supposedly is rounding up a new crop for fellow"professional's.You can now blame him for those robust pools thanks,in turn, to the dumb rookies.


Uhm....did it ever strike Mr.Cothes Pin that rookies may well check out sites like NT and his "arcane"remarks just might be deciphered by these silly people?And maybe,just maybe.... say "screw that noise?"

I do try to point out some of these rototilled postings;made by the innocuous.

The kissykissy's here .....must I point them out as well?


And to think this rather large "sample size" ( boy do the probability teachers over at NA love that scientific term) has to be representative of a larger amount of bipeds......walking among us.Sort of like the movie MIMIC,aye?

Yet,who is hated at all horsey sites? The one who points out the lunacy,hypocrisy and epidemic door knobery at these same sites? In other words;honest reporting in calling them as they are.

Could it be ME-----perhaps?

Well DAH!

YES!


And for the love of GOD if you must have YOUR ATR then you must accept the consequences.....and no way am I going to say what they might be.It's the same for what you see everywhere :I WANT MY BIG TEN FOOTBALL!!;I WANT MY SEC FOOTBALL(at least you meat eaters have a trace of basis) ;I WANT MY MUSIC CHANNEL!;I WANT MY GARDENING CHANNEL!

Ya follow? Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

God I hate people!




Not all;just most.

I need my mookies,cream and alklyhol!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zv7JXO5gss



THERE'S A GARDENING CHANNEL???????????????????????????
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Old 09-23-2014, 06:39 PM
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Because The Belmonts are such wonderful people, we shall honor them 9/27 with a Belmont Day contest. Pick your favorite horse in each race and also an exacta box friend (please pick a horse you think your selection would like as a friend).
Prizes: I'm in a festive fall mood!!!
Gift box-may contain colored (not in a racist way) leaves, edible treats(perhaps baked by Mrs. Belmont herself), gift cards, etc..

As always-$100 donation in winner's name to our own MissSightyPooKins
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What if our favorite horsey is a loner?
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What if our favorite horsey is a loner?
To quote "Three Dog Night", One is the loneliest number.
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More jibber..... I mean another message from ~ Clyde


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Hmmm....from the lack of self aggrandizing posts, it looks as though Nick's Kumqauts and Pelican's Barber took a solid soaking today over on the Goof-A-Round thread.Boy, that was worse than Bad Ballet.

Together,perhaps they could be the handicapper's bane:The Dyslexic Exacta.

Poor PB.As if the Bad Handicaping weren't bad enough,he received a thorough feather plucking in the SportyRoom:Bad Luck Season.He should expunge his last post as the thing kind of makes the unanimous decision look like a brutal TKO.


Isn't it time for Satan's Twit to type up a novelette?I so love reading the first 2 or 3 words.

You know what it is time for? SightyPooKins to supply me with the cards for Saturday's Hockey Puck Gold Glub.

My poim du jour:


you never know
just how you look
until you get
yo' picture took


This looks back to my fine "food for thought"....thought.


From The Satanic Verses:

"A poet's work is to name the unnameable,to point at frauds,to take sides,start arguments,shape the world and stop it from going to sleep."


My range of motion is in perfect condition.I can spot the frozen,the stupid and the dead from 1,000 miles. ....and can turtle launch a shell fired missile, right rickey tickey.Lastly(stop it!!) ----kin ya hep me here? Godzirra owns;what?





THE SHERR OIR COMPANY!!





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I present the cards....

10th (5:50) Jockey Club Gold Cup Invitational S. (G1)

1 1/4 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $1,000,000

1 Micromanage Saez L 126 L
2 Last Gunfighter Bravo J 126 L
3 Wicked Strong Maragh R 122 L
4 Zivo Lezcano J 126 L
5 Prayer for Relief Velazquez J R 126 L
6 Long River Velasquez C 126 L
7 Speak Logistics Lopez P 126 L
8 Tonalist Rosario J 122 Blk-Off L
9 Stephanoatsee Ortiz J L 126 L
10 V. E. Day Castellano J J 122 L
11 Moreno Alvarado J 126 L
12 Big Cazanova (ARG) Ortiz I Jr 126 L

and as a bonus to the CLYDEFORM!! faithful and sponsored by The Belmonts (such wonderful people), I present an extra set of cards...

8th (4:41) Vosburgh Invitational S. (G1)

6 Furlongs | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $400,000

1 Palace Velasquez C 124 L
2 Coup de Grace Clark K D 122 L
3 Zee Bros Rosario J 124 L
4 Salutos Amigos Ortiz I Jr 124 L
5 Dads Caps Castellano J J 124 L
6 Happy My Way Bravo J 124 L
7 Private Zone Pedroza M A 124 L
8 Ribo Bobo Lopez P 124 L


You won't find this kind of generosity anywhere else, Sporty Fans!
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Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!
Do I tell you how much I enjoyed this and how really insightful it was OR provide you with one of these...



Does say enough?

Am I a hypocrite since I try not to evah just say happy birthday on a happy birthday thread BUT will offer up a at times?

Well it was well said, Sir.

If you never get to the tiny ape men and fat asses from beneath us you will have still gone above and beyond in your poisoning of disgusting, polluted harbors.

People who commit unforgivable acts do not have the luxury of being forgiven which is why I suck as a Catholic.

* * *

Deb yay I cannot wait to play the nice day at the special track and Sighty (hope you are doing well!!!) ... that a really good question.

I shall await word from Deb as well.

* * *

I shall refrain for a song dedication for my secret beloved today cause the version of I Dig of Pony I last posted is still, thankfully, stuck in my head.
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Old 09-25-2014, 01:37 PM
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From Mr. Bo Jangles himself ~ Clyde


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No one can ever say Clyde Z. Collinwood is not a very modest,humble and giving perthon.

And so....I would like to extend the opportunity here to each of the contestants to cede from the latest contest offering;knowing all their hard work will go for naught as it is inevitable I will win.

I know this extraordinary sportsmanship will bring the hankies out.

I am saint like, don't ya think?

But there's more.


Debbie may now ship my pretty prize basket to me and save express charges as she knows I don't like to be kept waiting more than two days after I have won.


Oh my. That last bit of philanthropy is now making me cry.









OK....bettah now.

One more commenty.

Stop that irritating applauding.


CheekyBird? Someone has got to be kidding me.And a pair of Brit high heels or the avy? And then a Lumberg "Yah Hi" thread .....in the Padlock? And it didn't get moved? There is something very strange buzzing around that.Could it be Satan's Imaginary Twin? Could he be a cross threader? CheekyBird? My God;no one can really be that corny.I still think it's the resurrection of CharleeHO.Perhaps an extension of the onthecontrary family.


Next installment: The Correct Manipulation of Fingers for a Happier Ganglia.

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No one can ever say Clyde Z. Collinwood is not a very modest,humble and giving perthon.

And so....I would like to extend the opportunity here to each of the contestants to cede from the latest contest offering;knowing all their hard work will go for naught as it is inevitable I will win.

I know this extraordinary sportsmanship will bring the hankies out.

I am saint like, don't ya think?

But there's more.


Debbie may now ship my pretty prize basket to me and save express charges as she knows I don't like to be kept waiting more than two days after I have won.


Oh my. That last bit of philanthropy is now making me cry.









OK....bettah now.

One more commenty.

Stop that irritating applauding.


CheekyBird? Someone has got to be kidding me.And a pair of Brit high heels or the avy? And then a Lumberg "Yah Hi" thread .....in the Padlock? And it didn't get moved? There is something very strange buzzing around that.Could it be Satan's Imaginary Twin? Could he be a cross threader? CheekyBird? My God;no one can really be that corny.I still think it's the resurrection of CharleeHO.Perhaps an extension of the onthecontrary family.


Next installment: The Correct Manipulation of Fingers for a Happier Ganglia.

(Old Wuffie:Get a new printer!)


Good day.


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And so....I would like to extend the opportunity here to each of the contestants to cede from the latest contest offering;knowing all their hard work will go for naught as it is inevitable I will win.
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Old 09-26-2014, 02:34 PM
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From Clyde


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Git at dem beans!!


CLYDEFORM!! FOR BELMONT SATURDAY IS OUT!





1...#10,.Moon Over Cuzco win-----#1,SavoyStomp as e-Buddy

2.....#7,Scam to win------------------#6,Chapman as e-Buddy

3.....#9,Dispersion to win------------#3,King of New York as e-Buddy

4.....#7,It'sMyLuckyDay to win-----#4,RiverRocks as e-Buddy

5.....#5,FiftyShadesOfHay to win---#6,OasisAtMidnight as e-Buddy

6....#12,UpGrade to win--------------#2,Escapist as e-Buddy

7.....#7,Alterite to win-----------------#4,Strathnaver as e-Buddy

8.....#6,HappyMyWay to win---------#2,Coup de Grac as e-Buddy

9.....#3,Imagining to win--------------#7,MedalCount as e-Buddy

10....#5,PrayerForRelief to win-----#10,V E Day as e-Buddy

11....#2,ArcAbove to win--------------#9,BossMan as e-Buddy
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R1) #11 Boone Docks /#3 Easy Comparison
R2) #6 Chapman / #8 Round
R3) #6 Gustnado / #7 Congrats To Ken
R4) #7 Itsmyluckyday / #5 Bradester
R5) ##2 Toasting / #4 Stanwyck
R6) #12 Upgrade / #11 Tetradrachm
R7) #7 Alterite / #1 Abaco
R8) #4 Palace / #2 Coup de Grace
R9) #3 Imagining / #5 Main Sequence
R10)#11 Moreno / #3 Tonalist
R11) #8 Trecastle / #4 Grand Raport

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