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12-01-2006, 02:28 PM
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I had no idea that Brit, Paris, Lindsey, and Cameron really intended to show those beavers for what they really are!
The pics are all over the net. And for beaver lovers, there's plenty of flash of those fine furry rodents. Lady undergarments manufacturers are up in arms about the doings down under, cause the fashion statements being made are sure to start a trend that will cause them to lose market share, modestly speaking. The truth is, I really like beavers. The semi-aquatic rodents just nibble their days away, swim around some, and build their dams...but who gives a dam anyway? If the pond is wide open for all to see, and ducks fly in to feast on the vegetation, are you gonna blame the beavers? They're just doing what comes naturally, or au naturel, as they say. If you haven't tracked down the beaver sites, you might just want to make a mental image of a clam wearing a toupe. Looks about the same. Hey, where's Ward been lately, or Jerry Mathers for that matter? I always liked 'Leave it to Beaver"...aww Beav! Nice to know the "girls" like showing them for what those beavers are really all about. Maybe more than we need to see. http://www.nationalledger.com/artman...72610192.shtml pass the poplar twigs...no tabasco needed. 
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12-01-2006, 03:22 PM
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BEAVER PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.beaversww.org/beaver.html
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12-02-2006, 10:12 AM
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Good you're likin' the "scoops". Today's match is a bit strange. Danny is no longer the focus. He's been sleeping a lot lately. George (elligible bachelor) Clooney, Danny's drinking buddy seems to have found his match. After pouring lots of shots into her all night, he had her back in bed at his "pad" by 11:30. You can read it here for yourself... http://people.aol.com/people/article...565044,00.html Yes, it's true. At least according to those that saw him staggering out the restaurant door on his way to his limo, with the beautiful (if a bit green) palm tree under his arm. Talk about a "woody"! pass the miracle grow and hope for lots of coconuts
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12-02-2006, 12:34 PM
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News today is that George C and his liquored up "palm" are still getting along fine. Neither is complaining, so it looks like this relationship should last a while. Does anyone know the secrets of "palm oil"?
Anyway, J Lo and her first husband, Noa seem to be at a point of dispute about his upcoming tell all. Doesn't look good for them to reunite any time soon, but we all hold out hope. Is J Lo a bit tiffed that Brit, Paris, and Lindsay are getting all the buzz? Spread some honey on it honey! Might make you "sweeter". Whacha hidin' anyway? Ask Brit to give ya lessons about how to get out of a car. She'll teach ya a thing or two. If ya want the headlines, ya have to show the whole spread. http://apnews.myway.com//article/200...D8LOLIRO0.html pass the clover blossom honey, honey.
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12-02-2006, 04:53 PM
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Did you notice the jump on "views" this thread got when I said I posted there was a "beaver picture" posted here on the other thread? LMFAO!!!!!! Hope all the "curious minds" found what they wanted to see. I even posted a recipe for "beaver" in the recipes. YUM!!! Eat 'em up!
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12-02-2006, 05:46 PM
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Dts
Yea, your mean to us old married men looking for a little beaver and ending up taking a trip to the zoo!
If I were a publisher I'd back a book of these tid bits your posting. I hope others are taking in the show. Good job and keep'em coming. The horses, winners sometimes.... DTS posts..WINNER all the time. Spyder from SC
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12-03-2006, 09:37 AM
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Lindsay or Jade? Jade or Linsay?
I can't tell these two apart now that they're dressing like identical twins. Don't know who to match them with, maybe those two guys on the "Antiques Road Show"...the guys that know so much about pricey furniture. Now wouldn't that be a confusing "double date"? And whatever happened to the "Double Mint Twins"? Remember them? Double your pleasure, double your fun.... If you can figure out which one is Linsay and which one is Jade, help me out. This twin stuff is confusing! http://people.aol.com/people/gallery...061274,00.html pass the spearmint chewing gum Last edited by Downthestretch55 : 12-03-2006 at 03:21 PM.
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12-04-2006, 11:40 AM
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Today, Mr Bolton, bully UN ambassador has decided to err...umm..not exactly resign, but rather "step down". He might have gotten a clue that his "services" were no longer needed.
http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/...un_ambass.html So, you're probably wondering who is he going to matched with as he passes the time standing in the unemployment line. There can be only one that can deal with his "manners" and that lovely walrus moustache.... the beautiful, and also unemployed, killer whale that recently tried to kill her trainer at Sea World in San Diego. Perfect together! Give him a nice ride black and white babe! If you see them, toss them a herring. pass the sushi
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