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[horseofcourse]

wow, mortimer had a one week return and I missed it in it's entirety. Sad. I will survive.

[Arletta]

From Sportscaster Clyde


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Hello Sporty Fans from all over the world.

I know you rabid curling fans from Norway are regulars.


Let's catch up with the latest on the Brownies:

Johnny Hockey.

By does he suck.


That was a Jimmy Haslam pick and it does figure.I doubt the coaching staff makes it to October.The front office will be gone by November.Haslam will be in jail by January.I have to say it SportyFans....it's going to be a long football season.Our only hope is the team quits-----literally.Oh, the guy who earlier here gave his stamp of approval to Hack Banner:Next time you have something dumb to say;go to the onthecontrary selections thread....OK?


Tribe Tidbits:

DL Swisher is really doing fine work;just somewhere other than on the baseball field.Where do the Indians find these $15 million a year poitical activists?Swisher has to be a conservative.

Michael Bourne.

Someone Kill Me.

Can the overview of the tribe have a worse start? Thank our luckies Masterson and Cabrera are gone.Of course.... shortstop,right field and sometimes center as well as third as well as dh are now manned by the highly trained---- utility players.Oh so they can't hit....big deal.They are used primarily for their lack of defensive skills.

Pitching?

PLEASE!!!!

I am like sssssso all for it.




Cavalier Pick and Rolls:


I can't believe he's back.Thanks to The Queen,the team just went from the youngest to the oldest in the NBA.And don't mention anything to me having the word "love" anywhere in its thought string.I hate basketball anyways;which is why I actually like Johnny Hockey.Maybe we'll get an NHL franchise.It would inject a refreshing charge into the local sports scene to watch legal assault and batteries unfold in a controlled atmosphere.I think the Talyban.Al Kida and PISIS members should be drafted by NHL teams.


Ohio State Nuttings:

It's the Year Of The Roberto Duran in Columbus Ohio's Chinese/Panamanian Town.


No qb....no mas.


So there ya go.




( Mr. Horsey: How goes it sir!)








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[Rileyoriley]

From Clyde:

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It's really wonderful seeing all these"welcome back!"and high approval ratings for my fine content.

I would like to take the time to thank each and everyone of my fan


Make that my Flotilla of Fans.















































I certainly hope I didn't forget anyone.



The Brownies are hopeless;not even Johnny Rotten is going to help.

Really....who cares about the Cavaliers and the freaky NBA?

The Tribesmen are beginning to resemble a .500 plus team,but mistaken identity happens around here.

Speaking of plus-----Ohio State may have lost a qb,but may well have gained one who can throw.Always a huge advantage.





Speaking of NoAdvantage: Is there such a thing over there as areas of possible taboo topics that are either in horrible taste or simply stupid beyond even Alex Jones ? There is a large contingent of the frozen, dead and stupid at that place.It really should change it's name to Ground Zero, but that would insult past ground zero's.

You know the sporty world really lacks when I must fill in with NA doings.



The Cleveland Gladiators( no awful jokes please)set an Indoor Arena 7 Man Squamish record for success this season....and proceeded to get demolished in the title game,72-32.

It's a gift....really.

Of course ,the Gay Games were held here.









Someone kill me.

[horseofcourse]

I could inform clyde on all of the cleveland sporty happenings. His entries seem a bit out there this time!! His readings seem poor at present time. Tell him his understandings on the current Tribe are way off, and he needs to get over LeBron James. Plus basketball is way better than football. Focus, clyde...focus!!

[Arletta]

From the chosen one ~ Clyde


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Uh, Mr. Horsey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGc7Wql2V2k


The Indians hitting is fairly awful.Refer to the 2 run barrage they served up to the mighty White Sox last night.The infield fielding does not field well.The starting pitching is still a guess after Klubber.

The NBA is akin to a Monopoly game.

I always hated Monopoly.

Hokey.


The Rams game;that was textbook Brownies.So familiar I am with that game as they have played it about a dozen times a year since returning.

But the good part is, we have another "Here's Johnny!!"

[horseofcourse]

Mr clyde-ee.

Tribe setting up for dominating 3 or 4 year run. For all their woes on offense they actually sit 5th in American League in Runs scored. 4 guys in rotation all power pitchers with great stuff. Just young. Since the trading of Masterson, starting pitching actually great. Carrasco found himself in bullpen....beastly since return. Bauer and Salazar just very young....patience grasshopper. Kluber oldest of 4 at 28. core of position players also all in mid to late 20s....Santana, Kipnis, Brantley, Gomes, Chisnehall. All very good. Kipnis having bad year, may be injured. Brantley star....Santana, great since permanent move to first base. I've been saying that for what 5 years now!! This is Chisnehall's first full year in the majors....once again patience!!

Great arms in bullpen too....also young guys, Allen, Shaw, Crockett, hagadone, etc.

Lot of these guys locked up for awhile too. They are going to be very, very good for a long time. May not make post season this year. They will from 2015 through 2018 every single year.

Mr Hockey and MR Queen have blinded all of Cleveland to whom is really building for greatness.....it's almost upon us right now. Believe it!!

[Arletta]

From Clyde


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You make me so angry!!


Mr.Horsey,I can agree with much of what you said but I am yakking about this year.Santana,in the last 2 months....has added 100 points (make that 100 poi.nts) to his average and that is now about .230.

.230! After ADDING 100 poi.nts!!

And the only reason he is at first is because he does the least amount of damage there.

Chisenhall( to keep things in balance,thoughtful guy that he is) has LOST 100 poi.nts!!

And the ONLY reason he is at third base is because Santana ISN'T!


The youthful pitching is going to breakdown under the pressure of that "play in" spot.Add in bad defense and this 2 to 3 runs a game as of late and -----pffft!!

How'd you like that last Brownie exhibition game? A complete reversal of form form the prior game.....statistically.But when you consider the Rams only played 3rd and 4th stringers....the result takes on a different hue.The Browns played against players most of who will not be on the Rams final roster!I know you agree they are abysmal,but this is for all sporty fans worldwide;especially my fine frenzied soccer fans from Nazi Portugal.

The Cavaliers got Love.

Yay.

'Ememer Carlos Boozer?


Ohio State should move up to No.1 after teaching Navy a lesson....and that lesson is: Never start passing when you are gobbling up running yardage like a fat boy at an all you can eat buffet.



And look at this brazen thuggish attack done to my family's high school football team.Garfield Heights----SHAME ON YOU ALL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgn_...VUVbA2iLytXQ0K




Do not disagree with me Mr.Horsey or I will send you into the NoAdvantage Zone.