Mayor Ford

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by jms62

Let those who never in their life engaged in public urination cast the first stone.

Bet he never did it along with 12 others, piling out of a limo at a Jack in the Box drive-thru.

And there's a picture somewhere.

[jms62]

Originally Posted by dellinger63

Bet he never did it along with 12 others, piling out of a limo at a Jack in the Box drive-thru.

And there's a picture somewhere.

How about in a limo, in a beer can while riding through the Lincoln tunnel. Then stopping flow and emptying the beer can out the door and starting the process over.

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by jms62

How about in a limo, in a beer can while riding through the Lincoln tunnel. Then stopping flow and emptying the beer can out the door and starting the process over.

We had a guy like that, only he was using the champagne bucket. Don't think he had to go when we piled out.

[dellinger63]

Don't think he ever pitched in for the limo either

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Danzig

it just hit me, what she was probably thinking.....

about the 2.25 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtNxNRCcGg

He's drinking, snorting, the whole works..airplane, one of funniest ever..
and don't call me Shirley
Stewart and Colbert all over this guy, and i assume Leno and Letterman..

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by bigrun

He's drinking, snorting, the whole works..airplane, one of funniest ever..
and don't call me Shirley
Stewart and Colbert all over this guy, and i assume Leno and Letterman..

i nodded off, damn you nyquil!, while watching jon stewart. i caught the beginning of the show last night. good god, where's chris farley when you need him. he'd be a great mayor ford.

'the crack smoking mayor of toronto'. oh boy. he needs to stay in office, dude's hilarious.
but he does make me glad i don't live in toronto. oh, the shame.

[Danzig]

poor mayor...he'll get excited when he hears 'strip', and then will be sad when he finds out it's not that kind of stripping.

http://news.msn.com/world/toronto-co...ayor-of-powers


oh...and poor argonauts.

[bigrun]

He's still the mayor...just doesn't have anything to do...should be good for a few more late nite jokes..

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Wifey

Question Is?

1) Brazilian
2) Landing Strip
3) Full Bush Canadian

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by bigrun

He's still the mayor...just doesn't have anything to do...should be good for a few more late nite jokes..

i'm not sure that he's a guy who can be left with nothing to do....

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Danzig

i'm not sure that he's a guy who can be left with nothing to do....

I meant officially

[Danzig]

speaking of stupid public servants:

http://news.msn.com/world/indias-top...th-rape-remark

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by bigrun

I meant officially

he could spend some quality time at home, with his wife...

hehe

i have a feeling he's got a lot of 'splainin to do.

[geeker2]

and I always thought this was Wifey

http://wifeysworld.com/guests/join

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by geeker2

and I always thought this was Wifey

http://wifeysworld.com/guests/join

ahem....


not work safe, folks!

[Danzig]

http://news.msn.com/world/toronto-ma...over-councilor


the sage continues.
not nearly as funny as the 'i have plenty to eat at home' line, but this might give them a charge to file, which is what it would take to get ford removed.

[bigrun]

At least this guy is keeping cartoonists and late nite comedians working..

[Stickhorse]

[Stickhorse]