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Old 09-26-2013, 09:53 AM
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yeah, i don't get it either. he sounds like such a catch!

maybe he should just get a dog.
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Old 09-26-2013, 09:55 AM
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He actually looks like a horse which makes him relevant to this very site.
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Old 09-26-2013, 10:37 AM
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He actually looks like a horse which makes him relevant to this very site.


(Except he lists as one of his requirements that the woman does not gamble. Because women who gamble are very, very bad. Baaaaad. Baaaaaad gambling women.)
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Old 09-26-2013, 12:37 PM
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He actually looks like a horse which makes him relevant to this very site.
That's not a very nice thing to say












about horses.
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Old 09-26-2013, 01:33 PM
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Someone who has all the characteristics he's looking for (not me.. i dont even meet half his standards lol) should reply, "I am everything you ever dreamed of, but I do not date men who like the movie Sleepless in Seattle. That to me is a deal breaker".
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Old 09-26-2013, 01:51 PM
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Someone who has all the characteristics he's looking for (not me.. i dont even meet half his standards lol) should reply, "I am everything you ever dreamed of, but I do not date men who like the movie Sleepless in Seattle. That to me is a deal breaker".
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Old 09-26-2013, 10:51 PM
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Someone who has all the characteristics he's looking for (not me.. i dont even meet half his standards lol) should reply, "I am everything you ever dreamed of, but I do not date men who like the movie Sleepless in Seattle. That to me is a deal breaker".
is that the movie where me and my brother give Michael Keaton a beating at the beginning ? (only good part)


that list is longer than ****** ****'s
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Old 09-26-2013, 09:59 AM
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Weasel should consider himself lucky if ANY girl shows an interest in him at all.

What a Douche.
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Old 09-26-2013, 10:38 AM
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yeah, i don't get it either. he sounds like such a catch!

maybe he should just get a dog.
I assume it won't be a black lab.
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Old 09-26-2013, 11:45 AM
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I assume it won't be a black lab.


no, maybe an irish setter? long hair, red, doesn't gamble. perfect!
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Hey, the guy has scruples...maybe he'd be interested in this black girl with red hair






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no, maybe an irish setter? long hair, red, doesn't gamble. perfect!
Heh. I laughed.
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Old 09-26-2013, 02:21 PM
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This guy wants my wife....unfortunately he looks like that....and also she dated some black guys so I would think that might disqualify her from his harem
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Old 09-26-2013, 09:29 PM
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This guy wants my wife....unfortunately he looks like that....and also she dated some black guys so I would think that might disqualify her from his harem
He says he prefers women who have not reproduced, but he'll consider women who have had kids on a case-by-case basis.
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