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Old 08-21-2013, 08:33 PM
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Hi DoD (not the Dept. of Defense)... mind if I say something to Mortimer?

Morty first off that's a swell line and yes I did actually use the word swell. (That word always reminds me of the David Bowie song, Drive In Saturday).

Second... what's all this I hear about you being finished with the contest?

You mean you're not gonna just play it a second time?

Think about it or I shall be forced to use that word (no not that one you doorknob... riiiiiiight, thaaaat one) repeatedly till your head sweels and explodes and all the little Hersheys kisses come flying out of it and...

Oh be quiet and go stand in the corner.



A retort from Clyde:



Great news Morty Fans!!



Fucl<age.




Start over.







Great news Sporty Fans!!

The Arachnid recognizes I was using Clydeform in its Beta Testing stage and is giving me a fresh 40.Of course, my winnings from the first 40 do carry over.

Now,you snot faces out there who are going to get irate and send off combustible pm's to the Arachnid in protest------get a life.


And shhhhut up.

The contest is awful without me playing.



I would think that's enough for now.






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Old 08-21-2013, 09:34 PM
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A retort from Clyde:



Great news Morty Fans!!



Fucl<age.




Start over.







Great news Sporty Fans!!

The Arachnid recognizes I was using Clydeform in its Beta Testing stage and is giving me a fresh 40.Of course, my winnings from the first 40 do carry over.

Now,you snot faces out there who are going to get irate and send off combustible pm's to the Arachnid in protest------get a life.


And shhhhut up.

The contest is awful without me playing.



I would think that's enough for now.






"If your tag line blows------well get rid of the thing already.Most do."
Thank you Debodeb for this fine message.

Mortimer I would have called him Aragog (right, debodeb?) but whatevah.

So to be clear you get to have your winnings from your own personal round one carry over?

Splendid.
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