Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

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Originally Posted by bigrun

A REAL DILEMMA ....... NRA joke!

Now this would be embarrassing




A man walked into a crowded local bar, waved his 6-shot revolver around, and yelled, "Who in here has been screwing my wife?"

A voice from the back of the bar yelled out, "You're gonna need more ammo!"

Hilarious!!

What about the horse that walked into a bar... the barkeep look him over and said "Hey big fella, why the long face?"

I was told this was one of two of the greatest jokes ever. The other was slightly off color. Let me know if I should post it (non-cursing of course)