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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() ![]() Did you hear about A/P getting hacked ? Someone sent out a tweet from the Associated Press this afternoon saying that the White House had two explosions in it and Obama was injured. The stock market went from being +135 to negative 143. Then the A/P announced it has been hacked and the stock market went back up. Some people made billions on that fake tweet.
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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not just the internet. with so many news agencies trying to be 'first' there's too many mis-steps. witness john king, cnn and their mess the other day, announcing an arrest-and then having to backtrack.
and how is wolf blitzer still employed? and susan candiotti--did she really not have time to come up with a better phrase to describe the ghost town that was boston friday? did she really think 'it looks like a bomb had been dropped' was a good way to put it? |
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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Tried to sell Stewart, "That last aborted baby to swim out of the toilet was Ryan Lochte. Ever since then they've kept the toilet seats down" Maybe I should have used philly or Obama in the joke?
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just read that charges have been dropped against the guy charged with mailing the ricin letters. someone else is being investigated-possibly mailed them and made it look like the first guy did it.
oh, and i wonder how the elvis impersonator is going to handle his family going on record about his mental issues? nothing like your own relatives kicking you while you're down. and, once again, shows why we must assume innocent til PROVEN guilty. charges aren't proof. |
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