Laredo

[Calzone Lord]

Decrepit old Gary Stevens, fresh off of his miserable attempt at a training career, and his almost equally bad career as a racing analyst ... has returned to race-riding and won the Saturday feature at Santa Anita for the second weekend in a row.

It's a joy to see a gallop-girl like Jullisa, who according to Steve was getting badmouthed by the Finger Lakes jockeys, just go out and let horses run a little.

Sure, she rides like a monkey trying to screw a football and is such an eyesore in the saddle that you almost expect her to fall off... but you don't need brains or talent as long as no one else wants the lead in paceless races.