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Old 01-17-2013, 01:30 PM
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yet on 1-3 he was still talking about her....
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:41 PM
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http://gawker.com/5976782/how-to-tel...tag=manti-te.o

How To Tell If Your Friend's Internet Girlfriend Is Not Real
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:10 PM
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If your friend's girlfriend "just loves giving blowjobs; if anything, her love of giving blowjobs has *increased* since we've been together"...
...That girlfriend is: not real.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:07 PM
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If your friend's girlfriend "just loves giving blowjobs; if anything, her love of giving blowjobs has *increased* since we've been together"...
...That girlfriend is: not real.
I'm also suspicious of any guy who claims his girlfriend's favorite flowers are roses. Because I don't know of any woman whose FAVORITE flower is the rose. And white roses? Srsly? Could that be more of a cliché?

(Okay now I'm sure all the male DTers will tell me that no, really, their wives/girlfriends/mistresses/etc. favorite flowers really are white roses. Really.)

I myself like snapdragons, which are impossible to give as cut flowers because they wilt almost immediately. So my better half is off the hook about those things.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:11 PM
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Ronaiah Tuiasosopo and Manti Te'o are lovers. Ronaiah's father is a pastor and they are big in religion. Te'o's a mormon and a football stud. So they make this story up to throw everyone off on the gay thing. Ronaiah and Te'o break up.. so they create this death thing as the death of their relationship. Come december Ronaiah wants to get back at Te'o and threatens to expose the fake gf thing. That's when Te'o makes up the "i was duped" story and goes to Notre Dame with it.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:15 PM
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Ronaiah Tuiasosopo and Manti Te'o are lovers. Ronaiah's father is a pastor and they are big in religion. Te'o's a mormon and a football stud. So they make this story up to throw everyone off on the gay thing. Ronaiah and Te'o break up.. so they create this death thing as the death of their relationship. Come december Ronaiah wants to get back at Te'o and threatens to expose the fake gf thing. That's when Te'o makes up the "i was duped" story and goes to Notre Dame with it.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
it's a better story than what's been put out in the last few days.


and risk, i'm with you...except no flower is my favorite. hubby knows not to buy me any, i view fresh flowers as a waste of money. dead within days. i can buy books with that money, thank you very much!
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:20 PM
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the snoopdogged version:

http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search...le+Dis+Shiznit
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Ronaiah Tuiasosopo and Manti Te'o are lovers. Ronaiah's father is a pastor and they are big in religion. Te'o's a mormon and a football stud. So they make this story up to throw everyone off on the gay thing. Ronaiah and Te'o break up.. so they create this death thing as the death of their relationship. Come december Ronaiah wants to get back at Te'o and threatens to expose the fake gf thing. That's when Te'o makes up the "i was duped" story and goes to Notre Dame with it.

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Wow this is dumb
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:38 PM
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This guy knew she was fake for a long time.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobile...n_2492653.html
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Wow this is dumb
Not at all.

I realize you are a very biased fan and can't open your mind enough to believe it, but it is not a reach to think that Te'o could be gay and this fake woman was his beard.
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Old 01-18-2013, 11:36 AM
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Wow this is dumb
No, what is dumb is creating a fake girlfriend when you are a popular nationally exposed football player.

I would also say people who believe that he wasnt in on the hoax are also dumb. Or at least incredibly stupid. I bet you believed Lance Armstrong also when he said he didnt cheat.
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