Why I like Arkansas

[Danzig]

but doesn't everyone carry jumper cables?
one of my employees said tumped over this morning. we had a big storm cell come thru, and she was worried the wind would 'tump' her truck over. funny that i've almost gotten used to that phrase, as well as 'fixin ta'--oh, but i don't use either--i refuse to conform.

here in our small town, they have a 'world famous armadillo festival'. there is a contest on who can catch the largest armadillo. i kid you not!! but of course it pales in comparison to 'toad suck days'. yep, there's a place called toad suck. but then, we have a 'bald knob' as well....

and no, i don't lock my doors very often. matter of fact, i have about 12k worth of atv's sitting in my garage, door up, with keys in the ignition...right next to the riding lawnmower...key in it as well.

but we don't need alarms systems here, or locks. everyone knows that smith, wesson, colt, and winchester are all the protection we need!!