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Old 12-25-2012, 01:38 PM
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1:30-2:30 opening gifts, kids are being excellent. Jay miserable, doesn't like his gifts. He's like a big baby. My mother in-law gave us some scratch off tickets, Jay lost and I won $10 bucks. I told everyone I won $50 just to annoy him.

2:37 Little Matt is organizing a card game for money. I love that kid.

Drink count holding steady at 3
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Old 12-25-2012, 01:56 PM
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2:46 card game starts and Jay has refused to help his kids play, he is parked on the couch. After a brief spat with his fiancé I decide to help my nephew Timmy. Things could be starting to come apart here. A drink just hit the ground and Michael and Jake are going nuts. Stay tuned.
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Old 12-25-2012, 02:05 PM
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3:02 Jay announces he has a headache after doing nothing but complain so far. Michael and Jake just going crazy. Freshening up drink and getting ready to watch Knick game cause nothing else is on. Mary and Timmy yelling at each other while playing cards. I see Matt cheating while everyone else is arguing.
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Old 12-25-2012, 02:09 PM
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Why is Syracuse playing the Lakers?
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Old 12-25-2012, 02:25 PM
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3:20 Timmy gets into with his brother Jake. Ends with Jake crying cause I think Timmy hit him, Timmy crying cause his father Jay gave him a shot and then Roxanne yelling at Jay and Mary cause she butt in. Now my mother in law is involved. Roxanne now lecturing everyone while Matt's yelling for them to just deal the cards. Jay's had enough again and is threatening just to go home without even eating. I'm saying a prayer that he goes through with it. I need another drink.
Merry F.ucking Christmas to me.
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Old 12-25-2012, 02:41 PM
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3:41 Dinner is served.
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Old 12-25-2012, 03:13 PM
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4:12 Dinner winding down and Jay is back on the couch sleeping.
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