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Old 12-04-2012, 03:36 AM
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I'm fearful of googling this question, so i'll ask here. what is a jort?
Jean shorts.
Dahoss used to wear them in the local OTB's, he was seen wearing them as recently as Preakness day 2012.
He took a shot at me with it because I said I wore jean shorts w/ a Moss jersey something like 7 years ago.
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:10 AM
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Jean shorts.
Dahoss used to wear them in the local OTB's, he was seen wearing them as recently as Preakness day 2012.
He took a shot at me with it because I said I wore jean shorts w/ a Moss jersey something like 7 years ago.
Glad to see you are back to just totally make stuff up. Who saw me wearing them in a local OTB on Preakness day (this should be good)?

Since you ignored it twice now (hard to believe I know) in regards to the $200 you owe me, I said you can just make a $100 donation to the American Cancer society and we'll call it even. So are you going to, with proof of course?
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:44 AM
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Glad to see you are back to just totally make stuff up. Who saw me wearing them in a local OTB on Preakness day (this should be good)?

Since you ignored it twice now (hard to believe I know) in regards to the $200 you owe me, I said you can just make a $100 donation to the American Cancer society and we'll call it even. So are you going to, with proof of course?
Rumor has it that while you were posting this you were spotted wearing a mesh tank top, a Zenyatta hat....and that's all.
Is that true?
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:21 PM
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Rumor has it that while you were posting this you were spotted wearing a mesh tank top, a Zenyatta hat....and that's all.
Is that true?
Almost true. I also had on flip flops with socks.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:23 PM
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Almost true. I also had on flip flops with socks.
black flip flops, white socks??
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:24 PM
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black flip flops, white socks??
Of course. Class all the way.
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:27 PM
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Were the socks from Erie?
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:31 PM
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Glad to see you are back to just totally make stuff up. Who saw me wearing them in a local OTB on Preakness day (this should be good)?

Since you ignored it twice now (hard to believe I know) in regards to the $200 you owe me, I said you can just make a $100 donation to the American Cancer society and we'll call it even. So are you going to, with proof of course?
You have an answer for everything. Ill tell you what since Im in the Christmas spirit. Ill meet you anywhere this Saturday. Ill hand you the $200 I owe you and another $200 for the American Cancer society. Since your so honorable, you can donate the entire $400. This should be a slam dunk.
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:57 PM
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You have an answer for everything. Ill tell you what since Im in the Christmas spirit. Ill meet you anywhere this Saturday. Ill hand you the $200 I owe you and another $200 for the American Cancer society. Since your so honorable, you can donate the entire $400. This should be a slam dunk.
Good idea ignoring the Preakness stuff. You must be a horrible poker player as your tells are so obvious. Anytime you get caught in a lie, you just ignore it. Do people outside of the internet fall for this nonsense?

As I have probably told you a thousand times, I have no desire to meet you ever. The only reason you say that is you know it'll never happen and it's a weak attempt to save face.

No need to meet. You can just make the donation on your own and provide a little proof you made it. Why do you need to hand me the money?

Wouldn't it be nice to be a man of your word just once?
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Old 12-05-2012, 11:56 AM
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No need to meet. You can just make the donation on your own and provide a little proof you made it. Why do you need to hand me the money?

Wouldn't it be nice to be a man of your word just once?
But given his history of mushing, if he gave $100 to the American Cancer Society, I fear everyone involved with the organization would instantly be stricken with cancer.
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Old 12-04-2012, 08:42 AM
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Jean shorts.
Dahoss used to wear them in the local OTB's, he was seen wearing them as recently as Preakness day 2012.
He took a shot at me with it because I said I wore jean shorts w/ a Moss jersey something like 7 years ago.


What the f is wrong with Jean shorts ?
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Old 12-04-2012, 09:03 AM
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What the f is wrong with Jean shorts ?
No idea. They're functional and stylish.


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Old 12-04-2012, 09:37 AM
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I don't get it either.

I wore jean shorts religiously until about 2006 when my ass got a little too big for the stable of them I had going.

I told my mom to get me a few new pairs when she asked what I wanted for christmas... that was how I found out how uncool and unfashionable they had become.
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Old 12-04-2012, 09:18 PM
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No idea. They're functional and stylish.


No # 69?
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Old 12-04-2012, 09:51 AM
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What the f is wrong with Jean shorts ?
If its the 90s and you're at a Nascar event....nothing.


But if it isn't....quite a lot.
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:01 AM
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how anyone in this day an age can tell me jorts are more comofortable then cargo shorts is beyond me.
also, cargo shorts allow for extra pocket room that is essential for most GOOD handicappers to put their lucky rock, 15 different pens, multi-colored highlighters, dip, cigs, condoms, clip on tie (in case someone invites you to the grandstand), tip sheet and losing tickets for the IRS, just in case ONE day you hit something that is taxed

cargos > jorts

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Old 12-04-2012, 10:28 AM
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how anyone in this day an age can tell me jorts are more comofortable then cargo shorts is beyond me.
also, cargo shorts allow for extra pocket room that is essential for most GOOD handicappers to put their lucky rock, 15 different pens, multi-colored highlighters, dip, cigs, condoms, clip on tie (in case someone invites you to the grandstand), tip sheet and losing tickets for the IRS, just in case ONE day you hit something that is taxed

cargos > jorts

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I carry pretty much all of these things (save for the dip, condoms and tie) in my regular jeans / shorts. It's a huge pain in the ass. But I've gone the route of Cargos, and having all of that sh.it swinging around on you like a pack mule not only looks hella lame, it not particularly comfortable.

Plus you have to take all that sh1t out just to sit down, like you do with regular pants.

Cargo<=> Others. No advantage.

Backpack / Murse > Pockets
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:39 AM
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I carry pretty much all of these things (save for the dip, condoms and tie) in my regular jeans / shorts. It's a huge pain in the ass. But I've gone the route of Cargos, and having all of that sh.it swinging around on you like a pack mule not only looks hella lame, it not particularly comfortable.

Plus you have to take all that sh1t out just to sit down, like you do with regular pants.

Cargo<=> Others. No advantage.

Backpack / Murse > Pockets
Plus Backbacks = supreme coolness



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Old 12-04-2012, 10:50 AM
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There is always another option to pockets:

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Old 12-04-2012, 11:07 AM
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I carry pretty much all of these things (save for the dip, condoms and tie) in my regular jeans / shorts. It's a huge pain in the ass. But I've gone the route of Cargos, and having all of that sh.it swinging around on you like a pack mule not only looks hella lame, it not particularly comfortable.

Plus you have to take all that sh1t out just to sit down, like you do with regular pants.

Cargo<=> Others. No advantage.

Backpack / Murse > Pockets
tell me again dan, how do you sit down in these things?



as far as the backpack is concerned, nobody was talking ish when i was toting around all your luggage like a f*cking sherpa

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