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Old 11-20-2012, 08:46 PM
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I hope you got to spend it in your birthday suit!
Where's the vomit smiliy emoticon?

Happy Birthday, Kasept.
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:48 PM
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Why does Danzig have a framed picture of a cock as her avatar?
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:59 PM
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Happy birthday, Steve.
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:06 PM
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Why does Danzig have a framed picture of a cock as her avatar?
why not?


it's a looong story.
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:23 PM
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why not?


it's a looong story.
Riot hasn't posted in a week.

Hopefully this long story involves you winning a 'loser gets banned' Grandma VS Grandma death match and we've seen the last of Riot.
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:29 PM
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Riot hasn't posted in a week.

Hopefully this long story involves you winning a 'loser gets banned' Grandma VS Grandma death match and we've seen the last of Riot.
not quite. and i'm not a grandma....yet
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:41 PM
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not quite. and i'm not a grandma....yet
In about ten years your walls will be decorated with stuff like this...





And your facial expression will look like this when you take the kids out in public...



Hard to believe the priests never made a move on me in Catholic school with that cute monkey face of mine.
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Old 11-20-2012, 10:08 PM
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Happy and healthy, Steve!
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:36 AM
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Hard to believe the priests never made a move on me in Catholic school with that cute monkey face of mine.

Maybe your brain just blocked it out.


ohhh, and Happy Birthday Steve
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Old 11-21-2012, 01:07 PM
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why not?


it's a looong story.

Hey, you stole my chicken...that's plagerism but i'll give you a pass...
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Old 11-23-2012, 05:05 PM
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Hey, you stole my chicken...that's plagerism but i'll give you a pass...
i thought you put it there expressly for me to use. but i've since moved on to my cutie pie dog.
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:04 PM
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Where's the vomit smiliy emoticon?

Happy Birthday, Kasept.
Why do you have to go there -- I meant all of those nice clothes he wears!
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:10 PM
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Why do you have to go there -- I meant all of those nice clothes he wears!
Uh huh.

It's the worst mental image I've come away with after reading a post since I envisoned Judy "crazy fingers" Cedeno braiding Arletta's bush hair after reading a Pointman's Cuz post.

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