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That's what got Field Goal Romeo canned.

Mr. Rogers mind is always in a three point stance.



To add to yet another joyous Sunday, I read where the Brown's had to burn three time outs in the second half due to massive confusion on the challenging issue of sideline to qb play instruction.

Here is an Instant Classic tape replay of one :


"What did you say?"

"I didn't say anything."

"Well who said what I couldn't hear?"

"It could have been me, but would you repeat what I said?"

"I didn't hear what someone said!!The play clock is running down! Now what the fucl< shall I do??"

""Mr. Rogers, shall we call a time out? Three seconds, sir."

"God! I didn't know this was the lightning round!! Hmmm, what would Etch-A-Sketch(TM) do here? OK...I think time out"