TVG to Televise Santa Anita Races

The majority of them on the two channels are horrible for television. Absolutely horrible. There might be two who could do the Sunday Night news for NBC if 10 anchors tragically died.

Siegel is a sharp guy but has a voice fit for a newspaper.

Same with the Derby Einstein. He could put a methhead to sleep.

Aloe Vera Cruz sounds like he wants to try and self-fellate himself.

TVG

Greg Wolf is basically their Michael J. Fox with no talent. The 45 year old guy that never ages. Yes Greg...we know you went to UCLA. D'awesome.

The British guy who looks like the love child of Ian Ziering and the Electric Mayhem Muppet Janice is unbearable.

About the only one I enjoy watching is Mr. B. My impersonation is pretty spot on now. I've been wondering if he's gone in for a sleep study. I think the lack of energy and mumbling could be due to a lack of REM.