Male Bus Driver Punches Unruly Female Passenger

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

So much for the "off to funner things."

Given the choice of execution, which would you choose?

1. Death by being sat on by the retarded hen?
2. Death by being bludgeoned by a blunt edged weapon, in this case, Morty's wit?
3. Ebola.

I'd go with #1. It would be the quickest and the pain would be briefest.