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Old 07-31-2012, 09:20 PM
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if he had matt mazur id be impressed.
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Old 07-31-2012, 09:23 PM
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Ron anderson? What about Vic?
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Old 07-31-2012, 10:08 PM
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Amazing. What many of these guys have in courage they seem to lack in wisdom.
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Old 07-31-2012, 10:26 PM
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Oh hooray!!!

I was trying to think of what kind of sugary, maudlin and slightly affected thread or post I could make in a supreme effort to lure ummm someone into posting cause I miss them but problem solved so thanks much for this lovely, dual-purpose thread!

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Old 07-31-2012, 11:39 PM
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If you ever want to lose faith in the intelligence of the human race -- try becoming a jockey agent.

Being ignored or brushed off is very pleasant compared to the stupid sh!t you hear from people. You can only say "Are you fucl<ing kidding me?" under your breath and avoid arguments for so long.
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Old 08-01-2012, 09:32 AM
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If you ever want to lose faith in the intelligence of the human race -- try becoming a jockey agent.

Being ignored or brushed off is very pleasant compared to the stupid sh!t you hear from people. You can only say "Are you fucl<ing kidding me?" under your breath and avoid arguments for so long.
Try fixing computers for people.

I actually had a customer last week that walked straight into our door and then looked at us in helpless confusion. I had to go over to her and instruct her in how to use a door knob.

A few days before that, another customer came in with a laptop that she said was runover in her driveway. When I jokingly asked if it had been runover by a truck or a car, she couldn't tell me.

I seriously wonder sometimes how people manage to wipe their own asses.
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Old 08-01-2012, 09:57 AM
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Try fixing computers for people.

I actually had a customer last week that walked straight into our door and then looked at us in helpless confusion. I had to go over to her and instruct her in how to use a door knob.

A few days before that, another customer came in with a laptop that she said was runover in her driveway. When I jokingly asked if it had been runover by a truck or a car, she couldn't tell me.

I seriously wonder sometimes how people manage to wipe their own asses.
This. Applies to any form of technology.
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Old 08-01-2012, 09:57 AM
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If you ever want to lose faith in the intelligence of the human race -- try becoming a jockey agent.

Being ignored or brushed off is very pleasant compared to the stupid sh!t you hear from people. You can only say "Are you fucl<ing kidding me?" under your breath and avoid arguments for so long.
Also applies to marriage.
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Old 08-01-2012, 10:04 AM
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