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I'll just tell you that it all comes down to one thing...aspirin. Yup! You heard me...aspirin. It's one of the remedies that the "Vatican" hasn't condemned despite their infinite wisdom, insighting the Muslims, starting crusades, inquisitions and all of their "devine interpretation" and "spin" of Jesus's words. None of the "saints" will object. Aspirin (bayer or generic) is really the answer to this one. It works for the head aches...and we've had more than plenty of those lately. Here's how it's done: 1) Take aspirin out of pill box. 2) Smile alluringly by female at "love interest". 3) Place aspirin firmly between knees and squeeze. 4) Get "love interest" a beer if you can hop to the fridge. He'll calm down after the third or fourth one. 5) Then it might be safe to remove the aspirin. If not, make "eggs Benedict". |