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Old 04-30-2012, 12:23 PM
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Anyone see a reoccurring theme with these videos?
His hair might be longer, shorter, or just horrible…….but that shirt….that shirt folks, REMAINS THE SAME!!!!!!!!


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Old 04-30-2012, 12:39 PM
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Anyone see a reoccurring theme with these videos?
His hair might be longer, shorter, or just horrible…….but that shirt….that shirt folks, REMAINS THE SAME!!!!!!!!


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He bought 27 of the same shirt instead of a comb.
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:42 PM
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I'm shocked, and to be honest, a little bit disappointed that the following hasn't been written yet on this thread:

"PAP sheet? More like PAP SMEAR!!!! Get it????"
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Old 04-30-2012, 02:26 PM
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If this guy can have a sheet, then the question becomes what could I have?? I might make a Derby sheet.
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Old 04-30-2012, 02:42 PM
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Oh My God.

http://www.toosmarttofail.com/bos.html

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Old 04-30-2012, 03:09 PM
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You gotta be shittn me.... You literally cannot friggin write this stuff...

Dude is selling a book on how to pick up chicks based on some seminar he went to??? Is that right??!! In addition to the tout sheet??!!

My man is a one stop shop.
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Old 04-30-2012, 03:17 PM
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You gotta be shittn me.... You literally cannot friggin write this stuff...

Dude is selling a book on how to pick up chicks based on some seminar he went to??? Is that right??!! In addition to the tout sheet??!!

My man is a one stop shop.
I like how he's using his highschool yearbook photo in his book on how to pick up chicks.

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Old 04-30-2012, 03:12 PM
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The guy should at least hang up a few pictures, might spruce the place up.

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If this guy can have a sheet, then the question becomes what could I have?? I might make a Derby sheet.

ATTN: MaTH - your presence is required in the photoshop studio - Stat!
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Old 04-30-2012, 03:13 PM
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ATTN: MaTH - your presence is required in the photoshop studio - Stat!
I might not be the best looking and have some dumb pics of my self, but Im a solid 12 of 10 compared to that clown.
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:01 PM
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Thumbs down PaP?????

I think he meant PAP smear....test that boy for drugs too!
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Old 04-30-2012, 07:41 PM
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If this guy can have a sheet, then the question becomes what could I have?? I might make a Derby sheet.
maybe a derby post it note?
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Old 04-30-2012, 03:09 PM
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Anyone see a reoccurring theme with these videos?
His hair might be longer, shorter, or just horrible…….but that shirt….that shirt folks, REMAINS THE SAME!!!!!!!!


-bt-
I heard his girlfriend is the woman from the Seinfeld episode that only wore a black and white dress................
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