I'm holding a press conference here right now

[Calzone Lord]

Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.

[Indian Charlie]

What about King Glorious?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

What about King Glorious?

King Glorious

Name: The Contrarian

Power: Wears a mercury hat and thinks King Glorious would have beat Sunday Silence and Easy Goer 3 outta 4.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

King Glorious

Name: The Contrarian

Power: Wears a mercury hat and thinks King Glorious would have beat Sunday Silence and Easy Goer 3 outta 4.

Who doesn't love Kingie?!

He's like a plodder running down the stretch -- inch by inch gaining ground. Head low, big lumbering stride...creating a post reply so big that you have no choice but to waive the white flag.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Who doesn't love Kingie?!

He's like a plodder running down the stretch -- inch by inch gaining ground. Head low, big lumbering stride...creating a post reply so big that you have no choice but to waive the white flag.

Exactly!!

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.

Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.

I'll take Hossy.

Just sayin...

[Calzone Lord]

V J Stauffer

Name: Vagina Juice

Power: A brutal, remorseless employment hunter. His special power is to get hired and fired with the speed of Trinniberg. The class of Hero Of Order. And the heart of Bodemeister's trainer.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

V J Stauffer

Name: Vagina Juice

Power: A brutal, remorseless employment hunter. His special power is to get hired and fired with the speed of Trinniberg. The class of Hero Of Order. And the heart of Bodemeister's trainer.

This is f-ing hilarious!

[Calzone Lord]

Danzig

Name: The Scroll Wheel's worst enemy

Power: Fellow SEC'ers like Vol Jack who are too dumb to figure out how a scroll wheel works are left baffled by logical fallacies.

[Calzone Lord]

Indian Charlie

Name: Contrarian Jew Point O

Power: He's Jewish and he admires Hitler. He's very smart and he's convinced 9/11 was an inside job. Seriously. He's like King Glorious with double the IQ, but also double the mercury poisoning and double the contrarian stubbornness. He also prefers his females to weigh double that of an elephant.

[Calzone Lord]

RandallScott35

name: Irritating Asswipe

Power: Universally disliked ... and it's hard coded into his DNA. He could start handing out $100 bills to strangers, and 99.9% of these people would tell the next person they saw that they just got $100 from the biggest assh@le they've ever met.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Danzig

Name: The Scroll Wheel's worst enemy

Power: Fellow SEC'ers like Vol Jack who are too dumb to figure out how a scroll wheel works are left baffled by logical fallacies.

hey.

i love my scroll wheel. it's my best friend.

[brockguy]

Will Betfair make it in the States in the next 5 years and who are actually betting on Hawthorne on Betfair (€60k in the win market!!)???

EDIT - I didn't know these questions weren't supposed to be serious!!!