Joke of the Day

[Downthestretch55]

Uncle Dave baby sits his 6 year old neice, Amy for an afternoon to give mom and dad a break.
So, Uncle Dave takes her to the local park and they play on the swings and slide. Then Amy said she was tired and needed to eat something.
Uncle Dave takes Amy to the convenience store and asks what she wants.
She says she'd like a twinkie, so Uncle Dave buys her one.
Walking back across the parking lot, Uncle Dave notices a barber shop nearby.
So he tells Amy that it will only take a few minutes for him to get the haircut.
Amy agrees.
Uncle Dave sits in the barber chair and everything is going ok until little Amy says, "Uncle Dave, I'm getting tired. Can I sit on your lap?"
Uncle Dave says, "Amy, you know that you'll get hair on your twinkie."
Amy says, "Of course I know that, Uncle Dave, and I'm going to get boobies too!"