The Alan Speegish Made Members Contest

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Pay attention! I sent up smoke signals earlier today.

Dammity, I thought no smoke signals were allowed. I'm confused.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

Dammity, I thought no smoke signals were allowed. I'm confused.

For the confused, this is the list of advanced handicapping tools which may or may not be used:

May Be Used:

Dartboards-only when one is NOT in a hostile mood
Fortune Cookies-only if they have the lucky #'s 4 or 7
Insider Information
Horoscopes-only on even numbered days
Zodiac Ciphers
Favorite Handicapper
Non Horsey Person of your mental age
Smoke Signals

May NOT Be Used:
Wedgies
Crystal Balls
Magic 8 Balls
Ouija Boards
Thinking Caps
The Dutch
God
Thinking
And The Biggest No Of All-MY LITTLE PONY



I hope this clears up any confusion.

[Rileyoriley]

The next race will be the Lecomte Stakes (FG) on 1/21.

[herkhorse]

THANK YOU!!!

see that's how it's done!!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

THANK YOU!!!

see that's how it's done!!!

Will you need a reminder PM the day before the race? We do support the handicapped in this contest.

If you check out todays winner post (post 157, page 8), you'll see that I added you in.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Will you need a reminder PM the day before the race? We do support the handicapped in this contest.

If you check out todays winner post (post 157, page 8), you'll see that I added you in.

why yes thank you, and if that doesn't work I'll take the 4,with a 4-8 ex box.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

For the confused, this is the list of advanced handicapping tools which may or may not be used:

May Be Used:

Dartboards-only when one is NOT in a hostile mood
Fortune Cookies-only if they have the lucky #'s 4 or 7
Insider Information
Horoscopes-only on even numbered days
Zodiac Ciphers
Favorite Handicapper
Non Horsey Person of your mental age
Smoke Signals

May NOT Be Used:
Wedgies
Crystal Balls
Magic 8 Balls
Ouija Boards
Thinking Caps
The Dutch
God
Thinking
And The Biggest No Of All-MY LITTLE PONY



I hope this clears up any confusion.

Please add "The 6 Secrets of Handicapping that are no longer secrets" to the "May Use" list.

Please add "The 7 Secrets of Handicapping" to the "May NOT Be Used" list.
(I wonder if Twinkle from My Little Pony is the 7th secret????)

[clyde]

What about Everything You Already Know About Good Handicapping , but Do Not Believe ?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

What about Everything You Already Know About Good Handicapping , but Do Not Believe ?

As long as you continue to NOT believe it, you may use it. If you start to believe again, discontinue use of said book. Understood???

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

As long as you continue to NOT believe it, you may use it. If you start to believe again, discontinue use of said book. Understood???

Thank you, absolutely clear.














( what the fucl< is she talking about????)