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Thanks for the entertainment Mat, gave me a lift..
Highlight of my Chistmas was watching Hall Pass with my son late Christmas eve....a real side splitter...laughed so hard at a couple scenes i was gasping for air...a real ROTFLMAO... ![]()
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You're a sick man.
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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Why should Morty kill himself again?
Math, why not just make smart ass remarks and almost get to blows with the dude? It will show your kids your the man, show his kids not to **** up in your hood, and probably get you something forbidden from the wifey |
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Even though she knows he's a douche, he's still her brother and is trying to keep some peace for the children who have already been through a lot. Not to mention that she is very close to her mother (who is very good to my boys) and she really doesn't want to needlessly upset her.
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Worst advice ever! You wait Tom this will be happening to you some day. Hopefully you will be kind enough to post it. Beating up your wife's brother(regardless of how big an idiot he is) will cause YOU to be forbidden from your wife.
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Because that's the way Shakespeare would have written it. |