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![]() This is not a joke. This really happened. This guy tells me for weeks he's got me, and she will date me. Then today I see that FB status.
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![]() Hey.
You're NoAdvantage fodder. Really...you don't stand a chance . |
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![]() Maybe he is giving her a test drive for you.
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Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there! |
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![]() I'm sure there's a ham wallet joke here somewhere, but it's too damn early to think of one.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() isnt it called droit de signeur?
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln |
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![]() it sounded pathetic already...now even more so.
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln |