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Old 10-28-2011, 11:12 PM
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This is not a joke. This really happened. This guy tells me for weeks he's got me, and she will date me. Then today I see that FB status.
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:31 PM
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Hey.



You're NoAdvantage fodder.

Really...you don't stand a chance .
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Old 10-29-2011, 01:33 AM
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This is not a joke. This really happened. This guy tells me for weeks he's got me, and she will date me. Then today I see that FB status.
Maybe he is giving her a test drive for you.
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Old 10-29-2011, 04:46 AM
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I'm sure there's a ham wallet joke here somewhere, but it's too damn early to think of one.
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Old 10-29-2011, 11:36 AM
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Maybe he is giving her a test drive for you.
isnt it called droit de signeur?
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Old 10-29-2011, 11:32 AM
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This is not a joke. This really happened. This guy tells me for weeks he's got me, and she will date me. Then today I see that FB status.
it sounded pathetic already...now even more so.
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