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Old 10-27-2011, 09:05 AM
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I posted this on FagBook ... but I thought the ladies of Nerdy Trail deserved a chance to win as well ...





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Old 10-27-2011, 09:18 AM
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Ham Wallet........... I guess you do learn something new everyday.
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:29 AM
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Ham Wallet........... I guess you do learn something new everyday.
Why do you think he likes Subway so much?
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:30 AM
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Why do you think he likes Subway so much?
Thanks Herky, now it all makes sense. He can get any footlong ham wallet he wants for only 5 bucks this month...............
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:39 AM
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Candidate?

http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2011/1...-police-chase/


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Old 10-27-2011, 09:57 AM
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Can you make Sighty's application public ?
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:06 AM
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Geez, Dougie after all of these years as board buddies you finally start taking applications and I'm taken.

My luck sucks.
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:32 AM
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Dude you have some really hot chicks talking to you on FB. The girl that your trying to get with now is pretty hot.
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:13 PM
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Geez, Dougie after all of these years as board buddies you finally start taking applications and I'm taken.

My luck sucks.
This is like when Uncle Mo was scratched from the Kentucky Derby.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:56 PM
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Here's your winner. She's right down the street from you.

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-dr...,5069791.story
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:28 PM
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http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-dr...,5069791.story
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Old 10-27-2011, 05:32 PM
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not that any potential applicants would notice, but you spelled sentence wrong...
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Old 10-27-2011, 06:39 PM
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http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-dr...,5069791.story
If she is flat as a board, can she really be considered topless? Misquito bites would be a compliment
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Old 10-27-2011, 08:02 PM
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I just got to the "My idea of a perfect date" part and I think I'd better go google it to see if that was really written by Shakespeare or Shelly or what cause it is just ummmm....
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Old 10-28-2011, 07:45 AM
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Old 10-28-2011, 08:41 AM
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Old 10-28-2011, 10:22 AM
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Doug don't ever change.
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