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Old 10-10-2011, 02:04 PM
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If it was turf absolutely but he is not a dirt horse. We are waiting for the invite from the Shiek for that new million dollar race on World Cup night,

He is shipping to Florida towards the end of the month, hopefully he will provide enough excitement for multiple trips to South Beach this winter to work on my tan of this new body I'm sculpting.
It might be time to get the white suit pressed and ready to go...................
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Old 10-10-2011, 02:12 PM
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If it was turf absolutely but he is not a dirt horse. We are waiting for the invite from the Shiek for that new million dollar race on World Cup night,

He is shipping to Florida towards the end of the month, hopefully he will provide enough excitement for multiple trips to South Beach this winter to work on my tan of this new body I'm sculpting.
You find that "stuff" in Canada?
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Old 10-10-2011, 02:20 PM
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It might be time to get the white suit pressed and ready to go...................
The white suit was out on Million Day and it was actually retarded. Over it most likely, plus my girlfriend didn't bang me for like two weeks afterwards because I wore it out in public.

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You find that "stuff" in Canada?
I'm going at it the natural way.
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Old 10-10-2011, 02:22 PM
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The white suit was out on Million Day and it was actually retarded. Over it most likely, plus my girlfriend didn't bang me for like two weeks afterwards because I wore it out in public.



I'm going at it the natural way.
Did you mean retired?


Are there any picture of the latest outing?
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Old 10-10-2011, 02:24 PM
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Did you mean retired?


Are there any picture of the latest outing?
No, it just didn't feel right, like it lost whatever little mojo it had. Plus I forgot that you have to wear whtie boxers with them, I couldn't find the ones I had, and I had to go commando, and it was 88 degrees so I was worried about my ass sweat showing through the whole day and had a complete lack of focus.
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Old 10-10-2011, 02:26 PM
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No, it just didn't feel right, like it lost whatever little mojo it had. Plus I forgot that you have to wear whtie boxers with them, I couldn't find the ones I had, and I had to go commando, and it was 88 degrees so I was worried about my ass sweat showing through the whole day and had a complete lack of focus.
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Old 10-10-2011, 02:28 PM
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Old 10-10-2011, 03:50 PM
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Old 10-10-2011, 04:41 PM
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Plus I forgot that you have to wear whtie boxers with them, I couldn't find the ones I had, and I had to go commando, and it was 88 degrees so I was worried about my ass sweat showing through the whole day and had a complete lack of focus.
This is cruel and unusual posting.
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Old 10-10-2011, 09:49 PM
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I just threw up in my mouth...a lot.
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