The Cleveland Sporty Page - Page 77

horseofcourse · #**1521** 09-06-2011, 08:31 AM

I think slotdirt got bored now that his great fear has been proven to be unfounded. I haven't checked to see if a Detroit sporty page has been opened yet.

horseofcourse · #**1522** 09-06-2011, 08:33 AM

I see they play the Bengals first out. THat is pure comedy gold right there, those two teams.

clyde · #**1523** 09-06-2011, 08:39 AM

I think SlotDirt is merely trying to restrain himself from making faces at us.

Smart boy.

The Bengals are the first reg. game?

We have a chance to be undefeated for a whole week.

I hope the Pats go 0-16.

Their fan base is the pits.

slotdirt · #**1524** 09-06-2011, 09:52 AM

There are still 21 games left in the Tigers season. Plenty of time to gag.

horseofcourse · #**1525** 09-06-2011, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by slotdirt

There are still 21 games left in the Tigers season. Plenty of time to gag.

Man, I'd love to be on the juice you're on!! So the Tiggers go 5-16 the rest of the way, the Tribe needs to go 14-10 which I think is what they can max out at to overtake. Tribe still has a bunch of rainouts to make up...two DH's in a week, which means we're digging way deep for starting pitchers. So even if the Tribe starts playing great and goes 14-10 to finish up you need to go 6-15 to hold on. I think you're capable!! Man, even with the Tribe's history, if we be 7.5 up on September 6...I'd be supremely confident. I'm telling you...Verlander, Scherzer, Fister will beat the crapping Boston or Yankees in round 1. Your 4th starter sucks, but you'll be fine in round 1.

clyde · #**1526** 09-06-2011, 10:22 AM

The Tribe has played 3 less than Detroit.Say they win all 3 ( I'm an unconscionable optimist)...they would be 6 games behind Detroit.

The Indians would have to go 14-7 and Detroit the mirror opposite to win the division by one game.

Have you noticed Cleveland's starting line up lately??

horseofcourse · #**1527** 09-06-2011, 11:19 AM

Grady's back!! I think we struck out 14 times yesterday. fister is not a strikeout pitcher. It's ugly.

slotdirt · #**1528** 09-06-2011, 11:35 AM

Hey, as a Detroit sports fan, I'm always a pessimist.

clyde · #**1529** 09-06-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Grady's back!! I think we struck out 14 times yesterday. fister is not a strikeout pitcher. It's ugly.

!

Been a hot summer so thank goodness for the air circulation down there.

This is hard to believe ,but at times there are more fans on the field than in the stands.

SD......please.

The race is now like ssssso ovah.

slotdirt · #**1530** 09-06-2011, 02:29 PM

I think if the Tigers go 11-10, the Indians would need to go 20-4 to catch them. Does that add up for you guys?

clyde · #**1531** 09-06-2011, 03:56 PM

Will you give it up already?

It''s over.

The Tigers have it.

The Indians have, this season, actually send down Duncan and kept Urns.

They kept Urns and sent down Duncan.

And Duncan has now been a starter!!....Shelley Vomit Duncan!!

Happy now, are ya?

clyde · #**1532** 09-06-2011, 04:56 PM

No more magic number puzzles.

None.

That's it.

herkhorse · #**1533** 09-06-2011, 07:13 PM

horseofcourse · #**1534** 09-06-2011, 08:01 PM

After a couple nice months, the official return of bad Exhausto is upon us in full force!! oh well, such is life.

horseofcourse · #**1535** 09-06-2011, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

No more magic number puzzles.

None.

That's it.

The Tigers will be 11 up with 2 to play and slotdirt will be calculating how they can blow it.

horseofcourse · #**1536** 09-06-2011, 08:07 PM

WE forgot to mention this one clyde...after a month impersonating Ted Williams, Hannahan also proceeded to get hurt. He's missed 3 straight days.

clyde · #**1537** 09-06-2011, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse

!!

clyde · #**1538** 09-06-2011, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

After a couple nice months, the official return of bad Exhausto is upon us in full force!! oh well, such is life.

Oh geez, that was funny.

Any Shapiro and Assocs. out there who will give us two really neat pitching prospects for Ex.?....really will help you in the play offs.

clyde · #**1539** 09-06-2011, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

The Tigers will be 11 up with 2 to play and slotdirt will be calculating how they can blow it.

spit!!!!

clyde · #**1540** 09-06-2011, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

WE forgot to mention this one clyde...after a month impersonating Ted Williams, Hannahan also proceeded to get hurt. He's missed 3 straight days.

Oh but I didn't forget it.He was red hot and then....fffft.

It's like a magnet....play good/get hurt.

We're jinxed.