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[clyde]

The starting line up for the American League all star team:



ss...........................Tommy The Trained Seal( bark!! )

2nd base.................. Justout--I mean Justin doo dah!!

1st base....................Jimmy Who

c-field........................Bugs Bunny

3rd base.....................Soo Moo Ahdunno

catcher...................... Charley Rye

r-field.........................Ted Bafferts

l-field..........................Albert Collins

pitcher.........................Kooly Aid

[clyde]

Oh fer God sakes!!



What the fucl< does Masterson think he's doing!!?

[clyde]

Happy Birthday ,HC.



The Tribe maybe can give you a present today and not suck.

[clyde]

They did!

Give you a present, I mean.

[horseofcourse]

I'm done saying nice things about them. They lose when that happens. I see they made up a fake injury for Talbots!! Good for him. Gomez up for good. He's not my favorite. His AAA stats don't fool me at all. Exhausto ready to go Monday. I don't think things are looking good at all. Even Verlander getting shelled doesn't make me happy. As good as Carrasco was in June, he's been that bad in July. I'm not excited about tonight. nor Sunday, nor Monday. Thanks. My birthday was their last day with more than a zero game lead.

[clyde]

You need that unyielding faith and "with them win or win" like I have.

[horseofcourse]

I saw replay of Grady's home run last night...low outside pitch that he leaned way out over the plate to pull. Got lucky. Will now think he has free reign to pull every single pitch based on that one at bat until September. We're in late July and the guy has zero stolen bases....are you kidding me?? He's become a deranged version of Russell Branyan. Asdrubal did hit a home run to the opposite field. I guess that is ok.